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Oh Snap It's A New BECW: S9E1: UFC 171


TITANFALL. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS. It's amazing. You should be playing it. It has jetpacks and giant robots and awesome. Fuck it why am I not playing it right now? Add me so you can shoot me in the face. Origin: Dudepuncher. XBL: usererror404.

NOW THAT I HAVE MY POMPOUS SELF-SERVING UNRELATED STUFF OUT OF THE WAY

Hey fuckstains! It's a new BECW. New rules. New teams. New captains. The same shit-talking as ever. Let's get down to the dirty.

NEW RULES

No more international fightpass cards. No more international TUF finales.

THE TEAMS, DIVISIONS AND CAPTAINS

The Fagan Division

TEAM VALUE#! TUDO (Our Bovine Public) vs. Thou Shalt Not Fight Pass (Rob Young)

RETURNING CHAMPIONS 50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself Harder (Manch1ld) vs Chuck Liddell's Quality Audiobooks (Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre)

The Snowden Division

Belfort's Blind Barbers (Violent Newt) vs Team Solid Knee+ (Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong)

Post Madonnas (Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist) vs Blue Chip Prospects (KMcCaig)

The Roth Division

License to Illir (Ron Swanson) vs Emission Control (Sugel Mendoza)

Undying Faith in Guillard (Josh "Greater" Hall) vs #Marsthelimit (Marcu$)

TONIGHT'S MAYHEM

PPV Main Card:

Johny Hendricks (171.5 on first attempt, 170 on second attempt) vs. Robbie Lawler (170) - Welterweight championship bout
Carlos Condit (170.5) vs. Tyron Woodley (170) - Welterweight
Diego Sanchez (155) vs. Myles Jury (156) - Lightweight
Jake Shields (171) vs. Hector Lombard (170) - Welterweight
Ovince St. Preux (205) vs. Nikita Krylov (205) - Light heavyweight

FS1 preliminary card:

Kelvin Gastelum (172.5 on first attempt, 172 on second attempt, 171 on third attempt) vs.Rick Story (170.5) - Welterweight
Raquel Pennington (135.5) vs. Jessica Andrade (135) - Women's bantamweight
Dennis Bermudez (146) vs. Jim Hettes (145.5) - Featherweight
Sean Spencer (170) vs. Alex Garcia (170.5) - Welterweight

Fight Pass prelims:

Renee Forte (157) vs. Frank Trevino (155) - Lightweight
Will Campuzano (125.5) vs. Justin Scoggins (125) - Flyweight
Bubba McDaniel (184.5) vs. Sean Strickland (185) - Middleweight
Daniel Pineda (145) vs. Robert Whiteford (145) - Featherweight

SPREADSHEET LINK

LETS HYPERLINKERFUKERS

OBLIGATORY RUNNING GAG

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