Sweet Don Frye's Mustache, that was a long card. I felt like I was watching The Odyssey. I could have used an intermission.
Aside from Trujillo vs. Varner and a Main Event that felt like someone removed the sweet taste out of my mouth, It was uneventful and tedious to watch. I don't care what kind of Fan you are.
I sum the Main Card up as follows:
ABEL TRUJILLO VS. JAMIE VARNER - "There can be only one!"
ALI BAGAUTINOV VS. JOHN LINEKER - "Russian Trump Card"
FRANK MIR VS. ALISTAIR OVEREEM - *Input Command: Call Out Brock Lesnar.* "Command Accepted."
JOSE ALDO VS. RICARDO LAMAS - "Nothing new here."
RENAN BARAO VS. URIJAH FABER - Herb Dean doesn't quite pull a Mazzagatti.
Lyoto Machida vs. Gegard Mousasi, the future is in your hands.