This is my first fanpost and I had some pretty random thoughts so if it's bad you know why.
Joe: So another victory by armbar, how do you feel about it?
Ronda: A win is a win, these opponents haven't got anything for me, I could be doing the Fast and Furious 14 on a sunny beach but i'm barely breaking a sweat fighting these people.
Joe: So are you planning to retire?
Ronda: I do what I want, if I want to be in 10 movies in a training camp I'll do it, if I want to watch Goku defeat Frieza for the 50th time I could do that. 115,125,145 I'll take them all on- Caraway where you at motherfucker!
Joe: How about a fight with Cyborg if you're that open about fighting anyone
Ronda: Like I said I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime- you can't stop me, no one can. Also breaking news, I've signed for Invicta because Ronda Rousey does what she wants.
Joe: So are you vacating the title?
Ronda: No one has beaten me so if you can have the belt but remember this: I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Joe: But what about what Dana thinks about this announcement?
Ronda: It doesn’t matter what Dana thinks!!
The four horsewomen then arrive in the cage and spraypaint their names into the Octagon before walking out of the arena and preceding to knock out Goldberg with a steel chair to show that they don't like their corn nuts corn to the core .
With the way the UFC has been promoting itself by trying to create "rivalries" it made me think of all this out of the blue.
Let me know what you all think.