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BECW S8:E4/5 The Double Mint Recap

Two events have come and gone since the last recap, one featured the liver kick of doom from Luke Rockhold and not much else while the other featured Cerrone's head kick of doom and everyone's favourite decision machine eeking out another razor thin one that has ~50% of the interwebz up in arms over the travesty of the whole thing. Be honest, y'all didn't even watch the Henderson fight because you were still fast asleep from the Miocic/Gonzaga barn burner weren'tcha? A third card is fast approaching, one that everyone will be watching as it has two, count 'em, two title fights, the ahem slimmed down Alistair and all the UFC Dagestanis not named Nurmagomedov, so let's get to it before the season is completely unrecognizable to everyone shall we?

Top five Scores E4

1 phenylenginerods 92
1 sexytime 92
1 RStephen4 92
4 MaZZacre 90
5 Clay Davis 86

phenylenginerods scores his second top score of the season (you bastard!) and is joined in the top spot by 394th pick Sexytime and RStephen4. The top five is rounded out by Mazzacre and Clay Davis.

Top Five Scores E5

1 duck 90
2 It's Always Sunny Raining In Negadelphia 85
3 Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 81
4 sexytime 79
4 aaronb 79

Duck(WTF??, duck, really??) led the way for event 5 followed by It's Always Precipitating in Negadelphia, Captain PFP, aaronb, and Sexytime makes the top five for the second event in a row.

Bottom Five E4

128 mmastation 33
129 Gefop 32
129 Andy Davis 32
131 Rob Young 29
132 bcpjkell 28

bcpjkell gets the wooden spoon here and is joined at the bottom by the rookie captain sensation Rob Young, Andy Davis, Gefop, and mmastation.

Bottom Five E5

128 Yan117 34
129 Memitim 32
130 Inthepipes 0
130 Kaleb Kelchner 0
130 Gefop 0

Gefop follows his scintillating event 4 score with a big fat goose egg. Joining him in not picking a single fucking fight for this event are Kaleb Kelchner and inthepipes. Rounding out the bottom five are memitim returning to season 3 form and Yan117.

Overall Individual Standings

Rank BE Name Points
1 Patrick Wyman 350
2 phenylenginerods 344
3 Cocytus 337
4 discoandherpes 331
5 sexytime 329
6 Our Bovine Public 326
6 Euthanatos 326
8 RStephen4 320
9 aaronb 317
10 pooki 314
11 JakeHopkins 313
11 andersac 313
13 Skeebop 311
14 Soilworker 308
14 scorecardOTN 308
16 MaZZacre 307
17 artnoC 303
18 Sugel Mendoza 301
18 alxn 301
18 It's Always Sunny Snowing In Negadelphia 301
21 Pookie_Gnome 300
21 Fedorable 300
21 Clay Davis 300
24 DetroitDrew1980 299
24 dreamingoffighting 299
26 Mookie Alexander 298
26 Jason18 298
28 Greek_Fighter 296
29 Zachary Kater 295
29 Andrew Bryne 295
31 Horselover Fat 293
32 Sweet Scientist 292
32 Violent Newt 292
32 Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 292
35 Mr Brutality 290
35 Marcu$ 290
37 tomvale13 288
37 clayguidashair 288
37 GregtheRangerStott 288
37 playground_samurai 288
41 Careful Icarus 287
41 Snax 287
41 flyingarmbarbro 287
44 Josh Hall 286
44 duck 286
46 LBO 285
46 Manch1ld 285
48 Fraser Coffeen 284
48 tats16 284
48 Cardioless 284
51 Rob Young 283
51 Jafotinatos 283
51 FFC 283
54 Ron Swanson 281
55 Unabomberman 279
55 Dr Octagon 279
55 alicks 279
55 Darth Revan 279
59 LYHL 278
60 MMAcca 277
61 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 276
61 Sun Yue 276
61 KatGirl 276
61 Johnnynumber5 276
61 WYK 276
66 Shawn91111 275
67 Wonderfulspam 274
67 -Neil- 274
69 ColonelDukeLacross 273
69 mlzybaby 273
71 1N87 270
71 Swiftman 270
73 titanfan2k 269
73 TCEngel 269
73 Snatchl 269
76 bcpjkell 268
77 Hayabusa2000 267
78 PatTzu 266
78 Matt Bishop 266
78 Archelon 266
78 Sonnens Political Advisor 266
82 sgiblin 265
82 Body Triangle 265
84 StevenGiles 264
85 Brad Akerson 263
85 Brent Ducharme 263
85 Waristotle 263
88 Knowlege 261
88 DrivenDavies15 261
88 brutalbobbyt 261
91 babalu46 260
92 forkboy 259
92 loveandpeace 259
94 greyedout 257
94 Hurricane_Heron 257
96 gatorrolled 256
96 chairmaker 256
98 AK Death 255
98 PDG27 255
98 SlipNRip 255
98 Dave Strummer 255
102 BROCKLESNAR!!! 254
103 huggy bear 252
103 Grizzlyatoms 252
105 kingofthedogs 251
106 gxc 250
106 Lanky6 250
108 Andy Davis 248
108 KMcCaig 248
110 Ephermal_Artery 247
111 Joe Rogans smoking bong 245
111 sday420 245
113 Dirtyml 242
113 Laoldar 242
115 mmastation 241
116 Memitim 240
116 SteveevaD 240
118 Yan117 239
118 Sklart 239
118 Benten20 239
121 jeffigatame 238
122 Maavin 237
123 Earl Montclair 235
124 John Danaher's Hair 233
125 FlashyG 232
126 ebinch 229
127 Inthepipes 228
128 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 224
129 Ben Bauman 218
130 Gefop 207
131 ukmmaman 191
132 Kaleb Kelchner 189

Patrick Wyman returns to the top of the heap with phenylenginerods a scant 6 points in arrears. A further 7 points behind is Cocytus. filling the four and five positions are two players that go together like peas and carrots, DiscoandHerpes and Sexytime. Exiting the basement is KMcCaig who has strung together two big events to jump 24 spots up the ladder leaving the bottom to those who just don't have the time to pick every event..

Divisional Standings

Division One

Division 1
Team Name Wins Losses Streak Total points
The Bathwater Connoisseurs 3 2 WLWLW 3041
Bastards of Saint Pierre 3 2 LWLWW 2864
The Iron Fists of Bader 3 2 WWWLL 2811
The Rec'ing Balls 1 4 LLLWL 2869

The Paper Fists had their string of luck run out as their inability to pick worth a shit finally caught up to them and picked up their first two losses of the season to drop out of first. The Connoisseurs and The Bastards ran past the stalled Baders and despite having the second highest point total in the division, The Balls have but one win to show for it.

Division Two

Division 2
Team Name Wins Losses Streak Total points
50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself 5 0 WWWWW 3045
Mo Backfist, Mo Problems 2 3 LWLWL 3042
The Silva Lining 2 3 WLLLW 2879
Godspeed You Last Emperor! 1 4 LLWLL 2753

50 Shades continue their march to the Grand Prix as they have locked up first place with their fifth straight win. The last Emperor is about ready for the fork as they still have only one win to show for their efforts this season and they also are sporting the lowest score in the league. There should be no Mo Problems for Newt's team so long as they continue to put up big scores and OBP's crew still control their own fate with two events left.

Division Three

Division 3
Team Name Wins Losses Streak Total points
The Jessamyn Duke It Outs 3 2 LWWWL 2910
She Blinded Me With Xyience 3 2 WWWLL 2879
Waylon's Willie and the Burning Sensation 2 3 WLLLW 2910
The Concussion Whisperers 2 3 LLLWW 2841

69 points and one win is all that separates the haves from the have nots in Division 3 as KMcCaig and friends have strung together two straight wins and the Blind Ones have two straight losses. Event six wins from The Waylons and the Cesar Millans combined with two unheard of ties in week seven would create the BECW's first all Politically Correct Division where everyone has the same record and nobody feels bad about themselves.

Overall Standings

Overall standings
# Team Name W L Points Q
1 50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself 5 0 3045 x
2 The Bathwater Connoisseurs 3 2 3041 x
3 The Jessamyn Duke It Outs 3 2 2910 x
4 She Blinded Me With Xyience 3 2 2879 y
5 Bastards of Saint Pierre 3 2 2864 y
6 Mo Backfist, Mo Problems 2 3 3042 y
7 Waylon's Willie and the Burning Sensation 2 3 2910 z
8 The Silva Lining 2 3 2879 z
9 The Rec'ing Balls 1 4 2869
10 The Concussion Whisperers 2 3 2841
11 The Iron Fists of Bader 3 2 2811
12 Godspeed You Last Emperor! 1 4 2753
(x: Lead division; y: 2nd in division, z: wildcard)
Total points by division
1 Division 2 11719
2 Division 1 11585
3 Division 3 11540

50 Shades has punched their tickets to the Grand Prix but the rest of the slots are all still theoretically open for those teams that really want them. The top three teams are separated by 4 points and everyone is within 300 points of the league leading Shades. No one is truly out of it, save the miracle needing Emperors nor is anyone truly safe just ask the 3rd to 11th plummetting Baders.

Captains Log

Captains Log Total
Our Bovine Public 326
Sugel Mendoza 301
Violent Newt 292
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 292
Marcu$ 290
Josh Hall 286
Manch1ld 285
Rob Young 283
Ron Swanson 281
Hayabusa2000 267
Sonnens Political Advisor 266
KMcCaig 248

The shine has come off the noob as Rob Young drops from 1st to 8th on the back of his event 4 stinker. That left the door open for everyone's favourite dirty potato and Guiness Smithwick's consuming son of Eire OBP to take the lead. Don't look now SPA and Hayabusa, but, KMcCaig has put together two straight scores in the 70's and is closing the gap at the bottom of the list.

Next event is UFC 169 this Saturday. Get those damn picks in. You don't want the shame that Gefop, Kaleb and Inthepipes are feeling right now...

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