How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Friendliest MMA Twitter Beef, Fighters trying to be comedians

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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PRESIDENTIAL PHOTOS

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BATISTA GETS PURPLE BELT IN BJJ

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CHAEL IT UP! FRIENDLY TWITTER BEEF IS BORING

"Well if don't wanna scrap with me I think the people want me & "  -Michael Johnson

"when you want to fight?"  -Khabib Nurmagomedov

" let's make this happen 172 call joe and ask him to set it up! What do u think "  -Michael Johnson

" In April, I can get an opponent who will lead me to the title"  -Khabib Nurmagomedov

" yea u think so either way were gonna fight sooner or later I'm not going anywhere but to the top!"  -Michael Johnson

" As you go up, and soon we will fight!!"  -Khabib Nurmagomedov, the nicest way of saying "you're not in my league, chump."

"hahahaha ur funny"  -Michael Johnson

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EVANS VS. CORMIER "BEEFING"

"@dc_mma well you better do it without the gi cuz we aren't wearing those! Also I took you down before so it will happen again! Easy work!:)"  -Rashad Evans

"@SugaRashadEvans whoa really? Are u talking bout the time I had to let u start with ur hands locked behind both legs haha"  -Daniel Cormier

"@dc_mma it wasn't both hands locked. it was just against the cage.though. either way when we fight if I want you down you will be down!"  -Rashad Evans

"@SugaRashadEvans on February 22nd I'm dancing evs. So u know what that means :)"  -Daniel Cormier

"@dc_mma one ambition at a time my puggy friend!:) make weight and I will let the fight last at least 1rd for your efforts! I like you!"  -Rashad Evans

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BISPING VS. KENNEDY

"@bisping UFC 172 is at the end of April. Your eye and everything else should be 100% by then. Is that a convenient time to get beat up?"  -Tim Kennedy

"Worlds worst women: 1. Justin Beiber 2. Michael Bisping 3. One Direction 4. Miley Cyrus 5. All Kardashians"  -Tim Kennedy

"the list of call outs this week, Kennedy, cung le, Munoz, rovkhold, Philippou , lol was it something I said? I'm down for all @danawhite"  -Michael Bisping

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#UFCFIGHTER #SPECIALFORCESSNIPER #BADASS #GREENBERET #BADASS

"There was an argument made today pointing out that all of my professions and/orhobbies could/will lead to great bodily harm and then death."  -Tim Kennedy

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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THIS ISN'T WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY ASKED KARO TO FIND SOMETHING OTHER THAN FIGHTING

"You never know how many friends you have until you own a house at the beach."  -Karo Parisyan

"Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, 'cause I'm the meanest s.o.b. in the valley."  -Karo Parisyan

"What do you call 500 bureaucrats at the bottom of the a river ? A start."  -Karo Parisyan

"The lawyer's credo: if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit."  -Karo Parisyan

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MORE JOKESTERS

"Never rob a bank in a PG movie cus people will laugh at you if you say "everybody get on the stinking floor""  -Forrest Griffin

"Waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet.... but nobody has had a low kick powerful enough yet. The challenge stands.#fighterproblems lol"  -Yancy Medeiros ‏

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PARTING SHOTS

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