HEY YOU GUYS THERE ARE FIGHTS TODAY!!!!
Yeah, I don't really care either. I'm gonna ramble a bit to get to the word count limit, because actually talking about this card gives me a headache. We do get to see the best Jungle Fights has to offer today, so yay?
Shut the Fuck up, Lanky Division
OBP's Disrespectful Pieces of Shit will be hoping to hear some Bitch Ass Lady Sounds from Manch1ld. Both teams are coming off a loss to start the season, and therefore could be our next Team Teamersons.
On the flip side the winners battle for divisional control, as Wanderlei Industries led by my Undercard co-worker Ron Swanson takes on the team rookie captain and fan of all that is awful SPA and his Tears of the Shogun.
No Seriously, Lanky, Fucking shut up already Division
The wonderfully named Picking you Like Candy led by the second best Houston captain looks to move to 2-0 in a matchup with a seemingly good captain that understands everything but how to win (as he showed in event one), Violent Newt, and the 209 Excuse Factory
PFP looks to get his AMSAC team off to a 2-0 start and a possible return to the GP against Marcu$ and his Unnamed Team of Failure. Seriously, name your team fucko.
O Lanky, Where Art Thou Division
First, we have the week one losers, as Tristars led by KmcCaig takes on the other captain who has yet to name his squad in Andy Davis. So much failure.
And we get the big matchup of the week, #1 vs #2 from last week, as the Viacommunists led by Busa are taking on my Stupid Ass Flying Knee in a battle for the top overall spot early in the season.
Ryan Bader (205) vs. Glover Teixeira (206)
Yushin Okami (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Joseph Benavidez (126) vs. Jussier Formiga (126)
Piotr Hallmann (155) vs. Francisco Trinaldo (155)
Rafael Natal (185) vs. Tor Troeng (185)
Ali Bagautinov (126) vs. Marcos Vinicius (125)
Felipe Arantes (146) vs. Edimilson Souza (146)
Ramiro Hernandez (135) vs. Lucas Martins (136)
Elias Silverio (169) vs. Joao Zeferino (170)
Ivan Jorge (169) vs. Keith Wisniewski (170)
Sean Spencer (171) vs. Yuri Villefort (170)
Usual BE rules apply, so don't be PFP, keep it clean (I mean, clean by our standards), and lets enjoy a nice Wednesday
Jungle Fights UFC card.
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