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BECW Season 7 - UFC 165: Jones vs. Gustafsson Event Recap

Greetings chumps and chumpettes. It seems like not long ago, Jon Jones had a strangle hold on the light heavyweight division and Alexander Gustafsson was just a speed bump on his way to a potential move up to heavyweight. Well, Vikings are kind of uncooperative jerks and as a result, Gustafsson put Jones in the fight of his life. After 5 brutal rounds, it was the champion who escaped with a victory, despite the objetions of some observers. But that is of little importance compared to the most important competition in Earth's history, the Bloody Elbow Civil War. There were teams vying for playoff position or hoping to get out of the cellar. The event certainly produced some drama with crazy finishes and some not so crazy finishes, so let's get the easy stuff out of the way first.

Individual scores, UFC 165

Rank Name Score
1 # #17 Garrett Turpin 90
2 # #28 Fraser Coffeen 86
3 # #56 loveandpeace 81
4 # (C) Sugel Mendoza 78
4 # #13 LBO 78
4 # #101 bcpjkell 78
7 # #42 grizzlyatoms 77
7 # #113 Careful Icarus 77
9 # #80 huggy bear 75
9 # #102 MrBrutality 75
11 # #110 gator rolled 74
12 # #5 PDG27 72
12 # #12 pooki 72
12 # #65 Johnnynumber5 72
12 # #78 JakeHopkins 72
12 # #120 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 72
17 # #40 cardioless 71
17 # #55 slipnrip 71
17 # #61 RStephen4 71
20 # #72 Andersac 70
21 # #4 Patrick Wyman 69
22 # #6 DetroitDrew1980 68
22 # #79 scruffy_thejanitor 68
22 # #106 Nick.Adams 68
25 # #119 Elite G 67
26 # (C) Violent Newt 66
26 # #35 Centre Line 66
28 # #82 TitanFan2K 65
28 # #89 Archelon 65
28 # #112 Laoldar 65
28 # #116 Flying.Armbar.Bro 65
32 # #11 Zachary Kater 64
32 # #43 LYHL 64
32 # #50 Jeremy Couturier 64
32 # #57 StevenGiles 64
32 # #74 KatGirl 64
32 # #94 inthepipes 64
38 # #46 Earl Montclair 63
38 # #58 euthanatos 63
38 # #67 Ephemeral Artery 63
38 # #76 Hurricane_Heron 63
38 # #92 pookie_gnome 63
43 # (C) Marcu$ 62
43 # #9 John Danaher's Hair 62
43 # #86 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 62
43 # #111 Yan117 62
47 # (C) Our Bovine Public 61
47 # (C) Andy Davis 61
47 # #19 triangled 61
47 # #21 Fedorable 61
47 # #22 Ak.Death 61
47 # #77 UK MMA MAN 61
47 # #105 duck 61
54 # #90 1N87 60
54 # #109 Colonel Duke Lacross 60
54 # #117 It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 60
57 # #7 swiftman 59
57 # #15 Connor Ruebusch 59
57 # #16 FlashyG 59
57 # #18 ScoreCardOTN 59
57 # #29 jason18 59
57 # #69 Snatchl 59
63 # (C) Josh Hall 58
63 # #36 Dave Strummer 58
65 # (C) KmcCaig 57
65 # #20 sun yue 57
65 # #71 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 57
65 # #85 Discoandherpes 57
65 # #98 JoeWarren 57
65 # #99 GreyedOut 57
71 # #37 DrivenDavies15 56
72 # #14 lanky6 55
72 # #49 phenylenginerods 55
72 # #88 memitim 55
72 # #96 soilworker 55
72 # #118 Unabomberman 55
77 # #2 sgiblin 54
77 # #60 -Neil- 54
77 # #114 gxc 54
80 # #30 jafotinatos 53
80 # #33 Pat Tzu 53
80 # #62 Mookie Alexander 53
80 # #104 Robert V-U 53
84 # #95 dirtyml 52
84 # #107 Starseed 52
86 # #1 Shawn91111 51
86 # #3 wonderfulspam 51
86 # #59 sklart 51
86 # #103 clay davis 51
90 # (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 50
90 # #34 Snax 50
90 # #47 Waristotle 50
90 # #52 aaronb 50
90 # #73 Tats16 50
90 # #75 ffc 50
96 # #25 Horselover Fat 49
96 # #51 Brent Ducharme 49
98 # (C) Manch1ld 48
98 # #26 alxn 48
98 # #31 forkboy 48
98 # #44 king of the dogs 48
98 # #63 AndrewByrne 48
103 # #38 benten20 47
103 # #66 KNOWLEGE 47
103 # #108 Rob Young 47
106 # #23 skeebop 46
106 # #27 Sweet Scientist 46
106 # #48 Kaleb Kelchner 46
106 # #83 Maavin 46
110 # #87 Cocytus 45
111 # #41 artnoC 44
112 # (C) Ron Swanson 43
112 # #70 Tim Bernier 43
112 # #97 Sexytime 43
112 # #100 Body Triangle 43
116 # #24 mmastation 42
116 # #45 brutalbobbyt 42
118 # (C) Sonnens Political Adviser 41
118 # #8 Ben Bauman 41
118 # #81 DreamingOfFighting 41
118 # #115 alicks 41
122 # #39 Dr. Octagon 40
122 # #84 Matt Bishop 40
124 # #68 afrotikiman 39
125 # #10 Brad Ackerson 38
125 # #93 DarthRevan 38
127 # #32 Greek_Fighter 36
127 # #54 clayguidashair 36
129 # #91 MaZZacare 35
130 # (C) Hayabusa2000 34
130 # #53 sday420 34
132 # #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 32

An impressive score from Garrett Turpin gave him the #1 spot for the event, as well as being in a tie for 8th on all of PG. Right on his trails was the Bloody Elbow Staff member, Fraser Coffeen and the idealist dream, loveandpeace, Joe, who round out the top 3 with a precise precision. BROCKLESNAR!!!!! must have been battling a case of shittypickeritis, as he only had 32 points for the event, while we discovered that sday420 is secretly Nick Diaz making picks while high and Hayabusa2000 is battling the suck that haunts him from Andy Anderson's squad.

Individual scores, overall

Rank Name Score Change
1 #81 DreamingOfFighting 209 -
2 #114 gxc 207 -
3 #55 slipnrip 200 +4
4 #77 UK MMA MAN 199 -1
4 #94 inthepipes 199 -
6 #11 Zachary Kater 197 -
7 (C) Sugel Mendoza 194 +20
8 #28 Fraser Coffeen 191 +41
9 #113 Careful Icarus 190 +23
10 #9 John Danaher's Hair 189 -2
11 #42 grizzlyatoms 188 +27
11 #111 Yan117 188 -2
13 #7 swiftman 185 -4
13 #76 Hurricane_Heron 185 +5
13 #105 duck 185 -1
16 (C) Andy Davis 184 -2
16 #22 Ak.Death 184 -2
16 #58 euthanatos 184 +6
16 #90 1N87 184 -4
20 #80 huggy bear 183 +25
20 #101 bcpjkell 183 +29
22 #66 KNOWLEGE 181 -17
22 #92 pookie_gnome 181 +4
24 (C) KmcCaig 180 -10
24 #6 DetroitDrew1980 180 +10
24 #98 JoeWarren 180 -10
27 (C) Josh Hall 177 -2
27 #17 Garrett Turpin 177 +71
27 #88 memitim 177 -9
30 #2 sgiblin 175 -8
30 #62 Mookie Alexander 175 -12
30 #65 Johnnynumber5 175 +29
33 #16 FlashyG 174 -5
33 #44 king of the dogs 174 -24
35 #78 JakeHopkins 173 +32
36 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 172 -18
37 (C) Violent Newt 170 +16
37 #13 LBO 170 +48
39 #67 Ephemeral Artery 169 +9
39 #117 It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 169 +4
41 #30 jafotinatos 168 -13
42 #33 Pat Tzu 167 -12
42 #57 StevenGiles 167 +17
42 #61 RStephen4 167 +36
42 #71 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 167 -1
46 #49 phenylenginerods 166 -8
47 #3 wonderfulspam 165 -17
47 #19 triangled 165 +6
49 #56 loveandpeace 164 +60
49 #89 Archelon 164 +23
51 #34 Snax 163 -19
51 #46 Earl Montclair 163 +19
53 #21 Fedorable 162 +14
53 #47 Waristotle 162 -19
55 #18 ScoreCardOTN 161 +10
55 #102 MrBrutality 161 +45
57 #26 alxn 160 -23
57 #99 GreyedOut 160 +2
59 #4 Patrick Wyman 159 +28
59 #29 jason18 159 +11
59 #36 Dave Strummer 159 +8
59 #85 Discoandherpes 159 +6
63 #1 Shawn91111 158 -16
64 #79 scruffy_thejanitor 157 +28
64 #95 dirtyml 157 -15
66 #31 forkboy 156 -21
66 #40 cardioless 156 +39
68 #12 pooki 155 +41
68 #116 Flying.Armbar.Bro 155 +19
70 #37 DrivenDavies15 154 +4
70 #59 sklart 154 -11
70 #82 TitanFan2K 154 +22
73 (C) Our Bovine Public 153 +12
73 #8 Ben Bauman 153 -39
73 #25 Horselover Fat 153 -20
73 #50 Jeremy Couturier 153 +19
73 #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 153 -51
73 #70 Tim Bernier 153 -32
73 #109 Colonel Duke Lacross 153 +9
73 #110 gator rolled 153 +42
81 #74 KatGirl 152 +15
81 #104 Robert V-U 152 -9
81 #118 Unabomberman 152 -5
84 #60 -Neil- 151 -8
84 #108 Rob Young 151 -31
86 #27 Sweet Scientist 150 -33
86 #38 benten20 150 -27
86 #115 alicks 150 -43
89 #14 lanky6 149 -8
89 #72 Andersac 149 +26
89 #93 DarthRevan 149 -51
92 (C) Ron Swanson 148 -43
92 #119 Elite G 148 +21
94 (C) Marcu$ 147 +11
95 #5 PDG27 146 +26
96 #69 Snatchl 145 +4
97 #15 Connor Ruebusch 142 +12
97 #43 LYHL 142 +20
99 #10 Brad Ackerson 141 -40
99 #96 soilworker 141 +1
101 #23 skeebop 139 -19
101 #51 Brent Ducharme 139 -14
103 (C) Manch1ld 138 -16
103 (C) Hayabusa2000 138 -50
103 #24 mmastation 138 -25
103 #107 Starseed 138 -3
107 #41 artnoC 137 -25
108 #39 Dr. Octagon 136 -30
108 #52 aaronb 136 -8
110 #87 Cocytus 135 -23
110 #106 Nick.Adams 135 +15
112 #112 Laoldar 134 +12
113 #53 sday420 132 -39
114 #73 Tats16 131 -1
114 #83 Maavin 131 -9
116 #45 brutalbobbyt 129 -18
116 #84 Matt Bishop 129 -24
118 #120 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 127 +12
119 #63 AndrewByrne 126 -2
119 #86 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 126 +8
121 #75 ffc 125 -1
122 #32 Greek_Fighter 124 -26
123 #68 afrotikiman 122 -14
124 #54 clayguidashair 121 -19
125 #20 sun yue 120 +3
126 #35 Centre Line 119 +5
127 (C) Sonnens Political Adviser 114 -5
128 #91 MaZZacare 113 -11
128 #97 Sexytime 113 -5
130 #48 Kaleb Kelchner 111 -4
130 #103 clay davis 111 -1
132 #100 Body Triangle 72 -

DreamingOfFighting retains his top spot, with gxc hot on his trail. Slipnrip climbs up to 3rd place, while having as many points as the number of times Mike Goldberg says his namesake in any given broadcast. UK MMA MAN and inthepipes round out the top 5. Body Triangle...well he made his picks one time, that's something. Clay Davis is picking like sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit, while Kaleb Kelchner is not making the impression he hoped he would in his second season since his return. Sexytime and MaZZacare are among the worst of the worst.

Over and Underachievers

Name Score
#114 gxc +112
#113 Careful Icarus +104
#111 Yan117 +100
#105 duck +92
#94 inthepipes +90
#101 bcpjkell +81
#81 DreamingOfFighting +80
#117 It's Always Raining In Negadelphia +78
#90 1N87 +74
#98 JoeWarren +74
#77 UK MMA MAN +73
#92 pookie_gnome +70
#76 Hurricane_Heron +63
#88 memitim +61
#80 huggy bear +60
#55 slipnrip +52
#116 Flying.Armbar.Bro +48
#102 MrBrutality +47
#66 KNOWLEGE +44
#78 JakeHopkins +43
#58 euthanatos +42
#99 GreyedOut +42
#89 Archelon +40
#110 gator rolled +37
#118 Unabomberman +37
#109 Colonel Duke Lacross +36
#65 Johnnynumber5 +35
#62 Mookie Alexander +32
#42 grizzlyatoms +31
#95 dirtyml +31
#71 TheTrapezoidConspiracy +29
#115 alicks +29
#67 Ephemeral Artery +28
#119 Elite G +27
#85 Discoandherpes +26
#108 Rob Young +24
#104 Robert V-U +23
#28 Fraser Coffeen +20
#61 RStephen4 +19
#57 StevenGiles +15
#79 scruffy_thejanitor +15
#82 TitanFan2K +12
#44 king of the dogs +11
#56 loveandpeace +7
#22 Ak.Death +6
#11 Zachary Kater +5
#93 DarthRevan +4
#107 Starseed +4
#49 phenylenginerods +3
#120 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong +2
#112 Laoldar -
#9 John Danaher's Hair -1
#70 Tim Bernier -3
#96 soilworker -3
#106 Nick.Adams -4
#46 Earl Montclair -5
#7 swiftman -6
#47 Waristotle -6
#74 KatGirl -7
#33 Pat Tzu -9
#64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! -9
#17 Garrett Turpin -10
#30 jafotinatos -11
#59 sklart -11
#16 FlashyG -17
#34 Snax -17
#72 Andersac -17
#6 DetroitDrew1980 -18
#36 Dave Strummer -23
#50 Jeremy Couturier -23
#87 Cocytus -23
#13 LBO -24
#60 -Neil- -24
#40 cardioless -26
#69 Snatchl -27
#103 clay davis -27
#2 sgiblin -28
#19 triangled -28
#29 jason18 -30
#26 alxn -31
#83 Maavin -31
#97 Sexytime -31
#21 Fedorable -32
#84 Matt Bishop -32
#100 Body Triangle -32
#37 DrivenDavies15 -33
#86 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre -33
#31 forkboy -35
#18 ScoreCardOTN -37
#91 MaZZacare -37
#73 Tats16 -41
#3 wonderfulspam -44
#75 ffc -46
#25 Horselover Fat -48
#38 benten20 -48
#51 Brent Ducharme -50
#43 LYHL -54
#4 Patrick Wyman -55
#68 afrotikiman -55
#12 pooki -56
#52 aaronb -56
#63 AndrewByrne -56
#27 Sweet Scientist -59
#53 sday420 -60
#1 Shawn91111 -62
#8 Ben Bauman -65
#41 artnoC -66
#39 Dr. Octagon -69
#54 clayguidashair -70
#45 brutalbobbyt -71
#14 lanky6 -75
#23 skeebop -78
#24 mmastation -79
#15 Connor Ruebusch -82
#48 Kaleb Kelchner -82
#10 Brad Ackerson -89
#5 PDG27 -90
#32 Greek_Fighter -90
#35 Centre Line -91
#20 sun yue -105

gxc is the biggest overachiever on the season, overperforming by 112 spots. Sun Yue is underperforming by 105 spots.

Match-Up Recaps

Shut the Fuck Up, Lanky Division

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The Bitch-Ass Lady Sounds certainly moaned throughout the night, as even the H2H bonus wasn't enough to beat Wanderlei Industries who were bailed out by Ron's lower round picks. EDIT: I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS AND I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON MY FAMILY. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BITCH-ASS LADY SOUNDS ON THEIR WIN OVER WANDERLEI INDUSTRIES. The Disrespectful Pieces of Shit keep rolling on, as their division best score lifts them over the Tears of the Shogun, who will keep crying their way to what they hope to be a wildcard berth.

No Seriously, Lanky, Fucking Shut Up Division

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In the division where everyone came in a 4-way tie, my Picking You Like Candy defeated PFP's AMSAC by a close margin, while the 209 Excuse Factory walked away from Marcus' Mr. Men, as I refuse to write Marcus' name with a "$", because he was anything but money. Both match-ups were determined by the H2H so it's not like the division is decided already.

O Lanky, Where Art Thou? Division

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Despite Andy's Asshole Assortment having the name, Josh Hall's Stupid-Ass Flying knee looked like the real assholes of the event, with an event low 554 points. The Tristars jabbed and took down the Viacommunists methodically, putting a GSPesque domination performance with their win.

Christmas Tree Tables

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Division Standings

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In division 1, the DPOS and Wanderlei Industries are looking good, with a comfortable lead over the other two teams in the division, especially DPOS, who have a 347 point lead over the last place BALS. In division 2, PYLC and 209EF have the lead for now, but AMSAC leads the division in points and the Mr. Men are only 7 points off from the Excuse Factory, so the division is still wide open. In division 3, The Commies have a comfortable lead over the field, but the division leads the BECW in points, so it's not over yet for the Tristars and SAFK to take a divisional berth.

Overall Standings

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Tristars are right on their rival SAFK's heels, as they are only two points behind them. Marcus' Mr. Men are still in the hunt, but things aren't looking good for TOTS and BALS.

Next event will be another dreaded Brazil card, as Demian Maia and Jake Shields engage in a K-1 level striking match on October 9. Your opponent will be your week 1 opponent, but I'm too lazy, pissed and it's midnight, so fuck yourself if you think I'll dig that shit up.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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