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When Gloating is Acceptable: Girlfriend Purchased UFC 167 Tickets for my Birthday

Dear Community,

If you are adverse to shameless gloating, public displays and announcements of affection, or both, take heed: herein lies a screed of adoration the likes of which have hitherto been unseen, and may never be seen again.

I have the planet's most fantastic lady, who purchased floor level UFC 167 tickets on my behalf.

Did I mention that Georges St. Pierre, Chael P. Sonnen, and Rory MacDonald all feature on my personal top five list? No? Well, I have now.

Now, you may ask the following, and do so within reason: why, Disco, extoll the virtues of your beloved on forums so public as this? Surely, you have a circle of intimates whose ears call for this type of information. Great question.

You see, my closest confidants in that insipid life we call "reality," unfortunately, are uninitiated in the fantastic world of mixed martial arts - they are, as the scientists say, "fucking panzees." So, I felt it necessary to share this news with a group of chaps (and ladies) who are capable of appreciating the sheer fucking awesomeness of this monumental event.

I say that love exists, friends: it exits in the form of the tickets in my hand.

Yours Dearly,

Disco

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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