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BECW Season 7 - UFC Fight Night: Bader vs. Teixeira Event Recap

First things first, apologies for the lateness of this recap. I would like to inform all that notable ass and data compiler, Horselover Fat, has stepped down from assisting in BECW duties. Horsey, you will sorely be missed, since you're pretty much just another Scandinavian Euro-jerk in the fray without said duties. On to the actual recap.

With a BECW average of 51 points, this event was the prototypical Brazilian Fight Night card; obscure Jungle Fight guys being dicks and not doing the things we've heard they're good at being in matches more boring than Mike Pierce's everything against each other in the prelims and hilarious mismatches on the main card.

Individual scores, UFC Fight Night: Bader vs. Teixeira

Rank Name Score
1 #81 DreamingOfFighting 104
2 #7 swiftman 79
3 #76 Hurricane_Heron 78
4 #94 inthepipes 77
5 (C) Sugel Mendoza 76
6 #2 sgiblin 75
6 #58 euthanatos 75
8 #115 alicks 74
9 #31 forkboy 73
9 #55 slipnrip 73
9 #105 duck 73
9 #111 Yan117 73
13 #6 DetroitDrew1980 72
13 #28 Fraser Coffeen 72
15 #47 Waristotle 71
15 #114 gxc 71
17 #3 wonderfulspam 70
17 #37 DrivenDavies15 70
17 #42 grizzlyatoms 70
17 #66 KNOWLEGE 70
21 #9 John Danaher's Hair 69
21 #30 jafotinatos 69
23 #90 1N87 68
24 (C) KmcCaig 67
24 #44 king of the dogs 67
24 #98 JoeWarren 67
27 #92 pookie_gnome 66
28 #18 ScoreCardOTN 65
28 #101 bcpjkell 65
30 #93 DarthRevan 64
31 #60 -Neil- 63
32 #102 MrBrutality 62
32 #107 Starseed 62
34 (C) Our Bovine Public 61
34 #36 Dave Strummer 61
34 #88 memitim 61
37 #8 Ben Bauman 60
38 #53 sday420 59
39 #62 Mookie Alexander 57
40 (C) Andy Davis 56
40 #1 Shawn91111 56
40 #11 Zachary Kater 56
40 #21 Fedorable 56
40 #22 Ak.Death 56
40 #65 Johnnynumber5 56
40 #77 UK MMA MAN 56
47 #25 Horselover Fat 55
47 #27 Sweet Scientist 55
47 #34 Snax 55
50 #52 aaronb 54
50 #78 JakeHopkins 54
52 #57 StevenGiles 53
52 #67 Ephemeral Artery 53
54 #49 phenylenginerods 52
54 #61 RStephen4 52
54 #70 Tim Bernier 52
57 #59 sklart 51
57 #75 ffc 51
57 #80 huggy bear 51
60 #19 triangled 50
60 #33 Pat Tzu 50
60 #54 clayguidashair 50
60 #71 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 50
60 #82 TitanFan2K 50
60 #84 Matt Bishop 50
60 #117 It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 50
67 #13 LBO 49
67 #79 scruffy_thejanitor 49
69 #38 benten20 48
69 #69 Snatchl 48
69 #74 KatGirl 48
69 #83 Maavin 48
69 #113 Careful Icarus 48
74 (C) Hayabusa2000 47
74 #10 Brad Ackerson 47
74 #39 Dr. Octagon 47
74 #51 Brent Ducharme 47
78 (C) Violent Newt 46
78 #4 Patrick Wyman 46
78 #32 Greek_Fighter 46
78 #43 LYHL 46
78 #50 Jeremy Couturier 46
78 #95 dirtyml 46
84 #16 FlashyG 45
84 #26 alxn 45
84 #41 artnoC 45
84 #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 45
84 #109 Colonel Duke Lacross 45
89 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 44
89 #5 PDG27 44
89 #118 Unabomberman 44
92 (C) Josh Hall 43
92 (C) Marcu$ 43
92 #15 Connor Ruebusch 43
92 #48 Kaleb Kelchner 43
92 #99 GreyedOut 43
97 (C) Ron Swanson 42
97 #17 Garrett Turpin 42
99 #12 pooki 41
99 #24 mmastation 41
99 #72 Andersac 41
99 #89 Archelon 41
99 #116 Flying.Armbar.Bro 41
104 #86 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 40
104 #97 Sexytime 40
104 #119 Elite G 40
107 #46 Earl Montclair 39
108 (C) Manch1ld 38
108 #29 jason18 38
108 #45 brutalbobbyt 38
108 #106 Nick.Adams 38
112 #68 afrotikiman 37
112 #91 MaZZacare 37
114 (C) Sonnens Political Adviser 35
114 #23 skeebop 35
116 #14 lanky6 34
116 #40 cardioless 34
116 #73 Tats16 34
116 #87 Cocytus 34
116 #96 soilworker 34
121 #56 loveandpeace 33
121 #63 AndrewByrne 33
121 #85 Discoandherpes 33
121 #104 Robert V-U 33
121 #108 Rob Young 33
126 #100 Body Triangle 29
127 #20 sun yue 28
127 #112 Laoldar 28
127 #120 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 28
130 #110 gator rolled 26
131 #35 Centre Line 0
131 #103 clay davis 0

Damn. The 81st draft pick, DreamingOfFighting wasn't caught sleeping this event, as he not only led the BECW this event, he also led all of MMA Playground, with his 104 points for this event. Impressive. Swiftman predictably took the number 2 spot in this event at 79 points, with Hurricane_Heron right behind him at 78. Rounding out the top 5 is some asshole no one gives a shit about and inthepipes. Meanwhile, Centre Line and clay davis earn themselves a spot in the Hall of Lame, missing their picks. gator rolled didn't need to take the easy way out in proving how bad he sucks, though, as he takes the dubious distinction of being the suckiest suck who ever sucked this event at 26 points.


Overall scores

Rank Name Score Change
1 #81 DreamingOfFighting 168 +15
2 #114 gxc 153 -1
3 #77 UK MMA MAN 138 -2
4 #94 inthepipes 135 +27
5 #66 KNOWLEGE 134 +11
6 #11 Zachary Kater 133 -2
7 #55 slipnrip 129 +33
8 #9 John Danaher's Hair 127 +23
9 #7 swiftman 126 +62
9 #44 king of the dogs 126 +18
9 #111 Yan117 126 +40
12 #90 1N87 124 +28
12 #105 duck 124 +47
14 (C) KmcCaig 123 +26
14 (C) Andy Davis 123 -4
14 #22 Ak.Death 123 -4
14 #98 JoeWarren 123 +26
18 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 122 -15
18 #62 Mookie Alexander 122 -4
18 #76 Hurricane_Heron 122 +65
18 #88 memitim 122 +3
22 #2 sgiblin 121 +54
22 #58 euthanatos 121 +54
22 #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!! 121 -17
25 (C) Josh Hall 119 -20
26 #92 pookie_gnome 118 +28
27 (C) Sugel Mendoza 116 +71
28 #16 FlashyG 115 -20
28 #30 jafotinatos 115 +48
30 #3 wonderfulspam 114 +53
30 #33 Pat Tzu 114 -14
32 #34 Snax 113 -1
32 #113 Careful Icarus 113 -18
34 #6 DetroitDrew1980 112 +64
34 #8 Ben Bauman 112 +20
34 #26 alxn 112 -24
34 #47 Waristotle 112 +59
38 #42 grizzlyatoms 111 +55
38 #49 phenylenginerods 111 -11
38 #93 DarthRevan 111 +33
41 #70 Tim Bernier 110 -10
41 #71 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 110 -18
43 #115 alicks 109 +70
43 #117 It's Always Raining In Negadelphia 109 -16
45 #31 forkboy 108 +68
45 #80 huggy bear 108 -7
47 #1 Shawn91111 107 +12
48 #67 Ephemeral Artery 106 +1
49 (C) Ron Swanson 105 -30
49 #28 Fraser Coffeen 105 +69
49 #95 dirtyml 105 -22
49 #101 bcpjkell 105 +49
53 (C) Violent Newt 104 -22
53 (C) Hayabusa2000 104 -15
53 #19 triangled 104 -5
53 #25 Horselover Fat 104 +11
53 #27 Sweet Scientist 104 +11
53 #108 Rob Young 104 -46
59 #10 Brad Ackerson 103 -19
59 #38 benten20 103 -13
59 #57 StevenGiles 103 +3
59 #59 sklart 103 -5
59 #65 Johnnynumber5 103 +12
59 #99 GreyedOut 103 -36
65 #18 ScoreCardOTN 102 +46
65 #85 Discoandherpes 102 -56
67 #21 Fedorable 101 +13
67 #36 Dave Strummer 101 +31
67 #78 JakeHopkins 101 +4
70 #29 jason18 100 -50
70 #46 Earl Montclair 100 -49
72 #89 Archelon 99 -41
72 #104 Robert V-U 99 -59
74 #37 DrivenDavies15 98 +51
74 #53 sday420 98 +31
76 #60 -Neil- 97 +41
76 #118 Unabomberman 97 -27
78 #24 mmastation 96 -32
78 #39 Dr. Octagon 96 -14
78 #61 RStephen4 96 +5
81 #14 lanky6 94 -58
82 #23 skeebop 93 -51
82 #41 artnoC 93 -13
82 #109 Colonel Duke Lacross 93 -13
85 (C) Our Bovine Public 92 +36
85 #13 LBO 92 +2
87 (C) Manch1ld 90 -33
87 #4 Patrick Wyman 90 -4
87 #51 Brent Ducharme 90 0
87 #87 Cocytus 90 -47
87 #116 Flying.Armbar.Bro 90 -23
92 #50 Jeremy Couturier 89 -5
92 #79 scruffy_thejanitor 89 +6
92 #82 TitanFan2K 89 +13
92 #84 Matt Bishop 89 +13
96 #32 Greek_Fighter 88 -6
96 #74 KatGirl 88 +2
98 #17 Garrett Turpin 87 -18
98 #45 brutalbobbyt 87 -34
100 #52 aaronb 86 +19
100 #69 Snatchl 86 +8
100 #96 soilworker 86 -46
100 #102 MrBrutality 86 +27
100 #107 Starseed 86 +27
105 (C) Marcu$ 85 -15
105 #40 cardioless 85 -46
105 #54 clayguidashair 85 +8
105 #83 Maavin 85 +6
109 #12 pooki 83 -19
109 #15 Connor Ruebusch 83 -11
109 #56 loveandpeace 83 -47
109 #68 afrotikiman 83 -33
113 #73 Tats16 81 -42
113 #119 Elite G 81 -20
115 #72 Andersac 79 -7
115 #110 gator rolled 79 -66
117 #43 LYHL 78 +2
117 #63 AndrewByrne 78 -37
117 #91 MaZZacare 78 -24
120 #75 ffc 75 +7
121 #5 PDG27 74 +1
122 (C) Sonnens Political Adviser 73 -14
123 #97 Sexytime 70 -1
124 #112 Laoldar 69 -31
125 #106 Nick.Adams 67 -1
126 #48 Kaleb Kelchner 65 +5
127 #86 Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre 64 0
128 #20 sun yue 63 -15
129 #103 clay davis 60 -106
130 #120 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 55 -4
131 #35 Centre Line 53 -82
132 #100 Body Triangle 29 0

DreamingOfFighting's awesome performance vaults him 15 places to the top of this list, as he is currently the king of the hill with 168 points, 15 above the previous top scorer, Slurm Soda spokesslug, gxc. UK MMA MAN moved down from his previous spot of #2 to #3, while inthepipes takes the #4 spot and KNOWLEGE proves that his fight picking skills are better than his spelling skills, by being ranked #5 in the season. The bottom 5 is inhabited by Body Triangle at the bottom of the pile, joined by Centre Line, Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong, clay davis and LA Lakers great, sun yue.

This week's matchups

Division 1

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Well...that's not pretty. The Disrespectful Pieces of Shit lived up to their named and ROFLstomped the Bitch-Ass Lady Sounds to the tune of a 270 point differential. To put things into perspective, the BALS' top scorer and highly experienced MMAPG vet Shawn91111 only scored more points than two of the DPOS, one of which was only because he missed picks. On the flip side, the match up between Wanderlei Industries and Tears of the Shogun wasn't as ugly as the last match up, Wanderlei Industries imported three great scores that turned out to be the only above average ones, which helped them export the TOTS to the loss column. TOTS certainly wasn't helped by Centre Line missing picks. Also, LOLANKY.

Division 2

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The 209 Excuse Factory needed no excuses last week, as Patrick Wyman scoring 5 more points than pooki was good enough to lift them over Picking You Like Candy. The match came down to the wire, though, as a Teixeira 2nd round TKO would've lifted PYLC over the EF. Unfortunately, the not-a-terrible-at-all boxer, Ryan Bader was shockingly KO'd in the first round in a result that was unexpected to only those in the deepest of vegetated states. The AMSAC lived up to their name, with only two players being above average while the others took after their captain and PFP'd the event. Even without having to overcome the trainwreck that is themselves, they had to overcome the event's 3rd highest scoring team in Marcu$ Mr. Men Who Can't Fucking Pick Their Own Name.

Division 3

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The Stupid-Ass Flying Knee turned in some stupid-ass picks, falling the Viacommunists' and the Red Dave & Buster's Sponsored Army. Powered by their H2H victory and DreamingOfFighting entering Beast Mode, the Viacommunists were able to win despite the SAFK's consistent scoring. And finally, in the closest match of of the night, Andy's Asshole Assortments eeked by the Tristars by only 3 points, with the help of euthanatos and Yan117's 70+ point scores and the H2H bonus. The Tristars were the only team to lose despite having more players scoring above the BECW average this event.

Next week's matchups

Division 1

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Division 2

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Division 3

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Divisional standings

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In the "Shut the Fuck Up, Lanky" division, Wanderlei Industries' 2-0 record gives them the top spot in their division, while the DPOS' BECW high total points gives them the runner up spot. The Crybabies and Ballsacks are only two events in and already look like the best they can hope for is a wild card berth, especially the Lady Sounds, after going 0-2. In the "No Seriously, Lanky, Fucking Shut Up Already" division, Every team is tied at 1-1, so AMSAC gets the top spot by having the most total points in the division. There is only 47 points between them and the last in the division PYLC, so the division is still up for grabs. In the "O Lanky, Where Art Thou" division, the Viacommunists have the top spot, complimented by their 2-0 streak and 1208 points. The Flying Knees are currently runner ups by having the most points behind them. Despite not being in the top two AAA and Tristars both hold the two wild card spots.

Overall standings

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Match Ups

Division 1

Bitch-Ass Lady Sounds vs. Wanderlei Industries

Disrespectful Pieces of Shit vs. Tears of the Shogun

BALS needs a win badly and a win over the division leaders would certainly help them. It would also help the DPOS who can take the top spot with a win over the Crybabies and a kick straight to the Ballsack.

Division 2

Picking You Like Candy vs. Altered Mental State Athletic Commision

209 Excuse Factory vs. Marcu$' Mr. Men

Nothing much to be said, as only 47 points separate the #1 AMSAC from the #4 PYLC, so each one of these teams need a win in order to get one of the two top spots in the division.

Division 3

Stupid-Ass Flying Knee vs. Andy's Asshole Assortments

Viacommunists vs. Tristars

While each of these teams currently hold a playoff spot, SAFK and the Viacommunists would like to hold on to their leads, while the Tristars and AAA can certainly get themselves some insurance on their playoff hopes.

The next event will be on September 21, so be sure to make your picks. Unless you're PFP or you're on PFP's team. Don't do that, you dicks.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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