I'm not sure how to frame this post, so I'm just going to let the words speak for themselves. UFC women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey did a Google Hangout yesterday, and part of it was devoted to a thorough verbal beating directed towards nemesis Miesha Tate and her boyfriend Bryan Caraway. The first half is about Tate and it's really not that bad (at least for Ronda). The stuff about Caraway though? Wow. You can watch the video above to hear her words, or read them below.
"I don't think [Tate] really has terrible juju, but her boyfriend has terrible juju."
"I think what bothers me most about her is she's kind of a very weak, suggestible and malleable person. Whoever she's around, you can tell. I really believe you're the average of the five people you hang around the most, and I think that Cara-douche takes up her top-five. Like, all of her top-five. It's just, it's not healthy. It's not. He's her coach, he's her manager, he's her boyfriend. There's a lot of control that that guy has over her life, and I think that her lack of individualism and her complete dependence on him is what really irks about her the most. She's a strong woman, she should act like it."
Mike Chiapetta (now of Fox Sports) then asked if she would have been happy if it was Caraway and not Tate that walked through the TUF door so she could fight him instead. Predictably, she said yes. Then just went on a rant and a half. Some of it might not be appropriate for our younger readers:
"I'd have been down."
"God, that guy's a douche. Just everyone. No one likes him. Have you ever heard anyone like, ‘Oh, I love that Caraway chap?' No, it never happens. It's just bad juju. You could just see, he's got, like, this film of douche on him. There's just nothing, there's nothing you like. Maybe the people at Bosley Hair Restoration like him. Black and Decker."
"People are saying 'Oh, Ronda has a big crush on Bryan, that's why she hates him so much!' You see he's got some braces on his face. And I was joking to Miesha like 'Hey, is your romantic life suffering because of that?'...and she didn't get it. So I was like, I had to be a little more direct, because it was a little too intelligent for her. So the next time I see him, I should call him the Black and Decker coochie wrecker."
She continued on, talking about Caraway's hair implants and wondering if Miesha could pull his hair while he was "butchering her down there", because she might pull it all out.
I'll just leave this here for you to absorb. Tate and Rousey are currently coaching against each other on The Ultimate Fighter 18, and will rematch in the co-main event of UFC 168 on December 28th.