How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Don't talk about Jon Jones' soul, broken hands, and car thieves

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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YOU BETTER NOT TALK ABOUT MY SOUL!

"One of Alexander's coaches said they would take my soul. That's my motivation!" -Jon Jones, reminds me of Jones being furious about Vera's "trash talk" a couple of years back.

"I'm going to put your coaches foot right in his mouth. This is now personal, let's play" -Jon Jones, just so we're clear, are you going to actually carry the coach and put the foot in his mouth, chop it off and then do it, or...?

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MMA LOGIC

"I could so go for a nap right now -Miesha Tate, Ronda could help, but I think she prefers armbars to chokes.

"@danawhite you don't know shit about fighting, you have to start promoting pure muay thai fights. Shamefull attitude." -Rilion Gracie, is mad because Roger Gracie got cut, and thinks it's because Dana doesn't enjoy grappling?

"Rampage complains that the UFC matched him up with nothing but wrestlers so he agrees to fight Tito in Bellator. Great example of MMA logic" -Ulysses Gomez, he was complaining about wrestlers who could actually take him down.

"So I had more total strikes and a take down in the 1st and 2nd round.... But I lost those rounds? How?…" -Phil Davis, because Machida had more significant strikes? If total strikes were the factor, everyone should just throw 100 rabid punches on the ground to seal a victory.

"Phil got two takedowns and was the aggressor, Lyoto clearly landed the more significant strikes. Tough one to judge" -Jon Jones

"Takedowns are big points in MMA. I mean, if it was a street fight, I would give it to Machida" -Jon Jones, is part of the problem.

"Not for nothing Phil Davis is awesome but that's some BS!!! They award to much for TD's even though no damage is done on the floor! Booooo" -Matt Serra

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OUCH

"For those asking if I really broke my hand .... Here you go. Not to bad but def broken" -Ian McCall, all you need to do is to paint his hand black, write "UFC", and voila, free UFC gloves!

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MAYBE THAT'S GSP'S TRUCK AND HE'S OUT FOR REVENGE!

"Anybody in the Albuquerque area who has seen this truck send me a message. It is an older Toyota Blue truck. On the bumper the Toyota has been removed to say O O on the back. O ya this is him breaking into a car at our facility. Spread the word." -Jackson's MMA, two questions for that dude, 1. there are several world champions training there with nice rides, why pick that cheap car? and 2. there are several world champions training there, why even risk your life? It doesn't make sense... Unless, you're GSP and you found your truck at Jackson's.

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YEAH YEAH, I KNOW YOU PERVS JUST SCROLL DOWN TO THESE EVERY WEEK

"My suit from the other day was from @nsaswim for those who asked! #loveit #summertime #bronze #golden" -Arianny Celeste

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"Did you see my "tush" on @theCHIVE today! Special unreleased photos plus an exclusive behind the scenes 8X10 available today only! Brittneypalmer.com/store" -Brittney Palmer

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"Finished my book, took a #nudist nap in the sun and evened out some tan lines for my shoot tomorrow. #productive #DrQuiet #RandR" -Natasha Wicks

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