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Playoffs? Playoffs? BECW S6:E8 Recap- UFC 163

Before I start this recap up, this is for lanky:

Jim Mora Playoffs! (via topdoggjb)


Here is your current playoff bracket:

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Last night we got the card that no one wanted to start the playoffs, and in true BECW fashion the top seeds had some problems getting out of the first round. SDPA showed that a good regular season and the #1 seed means fuck all in the BECW, getting dispatched by the bipolar early season favorites the Bangzillians 630-570. In a low scoring matchup, 8th round pick Waristotle stepped up big with a 78 point total to lead the way while SDPA captain Violent Newt faltered badly en route to the loss.

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They will meet last night's top scoring and perennial shit talking Fuken Magi led by ScorecardOTN, who dispatched the Wolf Picketts in brutal fashion, thoroughly blowing their wad in the first round of the playoffs all over lanky. They will undoubtedly be insufferable until the next event, as we all will continue to get to hear how great their performance was. With 4 scores in the top 10, led by the 86 points from BECW GOAT Swiftman, they are clearly hitting their collective stride at the right time.

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On the other side of the bracket, one Fallon Fox named team advanced, while the other had to play the Beauties. JDH's Fox Blockers won the closest GP matchup of the first round, squeaking out a win against 11 inch reach advantage (who unfortunately faught more like Oliveira than Jon Jones last night) 648-620. Despite the 11 inchers having the 2 high scores in the matchup (PDG27 and king of the dogs), they were eclipsed by the better consistency of the Blockers led by Horsey's solid 78 point total.

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The Blockers will face off with the Beauties (led by yours truly), who took an early lead against CLYDESTAFF and never looked back despite having to sweat out a hot bout with the season riding on Thales Leites. CLYDESTAFF fell victim to a classic blunder of war: Never pick a foreigner against a Brazilian in the hot bout in Brazil (Also, 'Never get in a land war in Asia' and the lesser known 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'). A solid team performance put the Beauties over the top, with the middle round picks Brent Ducharme and mollcut purse leading the way.

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And here is a look at the semifinal matchups for August 17:

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On paper the Magi are clear favorites to advance to the finals, as the would have gone 6-2 against the Bangzillians had they played every week, and they are the highest scoring team remaining.

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There is no clear favorite on paper for the other semifinal, as my Beauties have scored a whopping 5 more total points than the Fox Blockers, so a close matchup here is to be expected. The Beauties would gave gone 5-3 against the Blockers, but at this point that likely means nothing.

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On the flip side of the successful teams, we have the Bland Prix results. For the 3 of you still reading after that sentence, I thank you and will get this over with quickly, for everyone's sake.

Sugel's team of shitty comedians was the best of the worst last night, faring much better now that their results no longer matter. They were solid as a team, and Pooki excelled with a 91 point total, good for 2nd overall. The Marcu$ led Field of Dreams could not overcome the 16 combined points from akenson and Noahwob despite having the high scorer for the event in the Brazilian ringer Triangled.

The TUF lawyers also got a "win", if you even want to call it that. They only had one player score over average in P4P best BE screen name contender Dr. Octagon and the second worst score of the night, but it was still good enough to handle the BECW version of the 2008 Detroit Lions, The Hands of the Judges. They had a legit chance to get their first win of the season, but a certain BE staffer (ZANE) did not make his picks, and so the imperfect season continues.

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INDIVIDUAL SCORES

Rank Name Score Change
1 #1 swiftman 633 +1
2 #34 PDG27 601 +3
3 #17 sgiblin 598 -2
3 #48 corey nielsen 598 +6
5 #19 Zachary Kater 589 +6
6 #10 sun yue 588 -
7 #4 pooki 587 +17
8 #84 fedorable 585 -1
9 #6 Ben Bauman 584 -2
9 #47 Brad Ackerson 584 -6
11 (C) Marcu$ 579 +2
12 #18 triangled 575 +24
13 #58 TitanFan2K 573 -9
14 (C) ScoreCardOTN 569 +5
14 (C) Sugel Mendoza 569 -1
16 (C) RonSwanson 566 -6
17 #21 LBO 559 -
18 #27 Sweet Scientist 557 +2
18 #28 Dave Strummer 557 +10
18 #86 Centre Line 557 -3
21 #96 memitim 556 +15
22 #71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 555 +12
23 (C) John Danaher's Hair 554 -3
23 #51 Brent Ducharme 554 +19
23 #88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 554 -12
26 #107 euthanatos 553 +14
27 #59 KNOWLEGE 551 +9
27 #70 mollcutpurse 551 +17
29 #106 jason18 548 -13
30 #38 Tim Bernier 547 -8
31 #13 brutalbobbyt 546 -14
32 #57 Kaleb Kelchner 545 -3
33 #54 Andersac 543 -3
34 #83 scruffy_thejanitor 541 +2
34 #85 Hurricane_Heron 541 +7
36 #12 Patrick Wyman 540 -6
36 #32 skeebop 540 -1
36 #46 Earl Montclair 540 +8
36 #61 Fraser Coffeen 540 -14
40 #31 jafotinatos 538 -13
41 #26 Garrett Turpin 537 +22
41 #29 phenylenginerods 537 -15
41 #40 Dr. Octagon 537 +13
44 #7 DetroitDrew1980 536 -12
44 #49 Our Bovine Public 536 -
44 #63 Manch1ld 536 -20
47 #42 SteveevaD 534 +4
48 #39 king of the dogs 530 +23
48 #50 StevenGiles 530 -15
50 #78 Body Triangle 527 +11
51 #36 Pat Tzu 525 -3
52 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 524 -5
52 #3 wonderfulspam 524 +5
54 #99 Gugabe 522 +4
55 #2 clayguidashair 521 -12
55 #14 Horselover Fat 521 +20
55 #89 Waristotle 521 +20
55 #92 duck 521 +30
55 #103 LYHL 521 -1
60 #41 benten20 518 +3
61 #65 Ephemeral Artery 517 +12
61 #112 loveandpeace 517 -7
63 #30 sday420 514 -10
63 #43 Snatchl 514 -2
65 #37 -Neil- 512 +13
65 #108 DarthRevan 512 -13
67 #16 tomvale13 511 -19
67 #23 cardioless 511 -19
69 #68 AndrewByrne 508 -10
70 #24 sklart 507 +24
71 #22 Ak.Death 503 -12
71 #104 Waffne 503 -2
71 #116 Greek_Fighter 503 +17
74 #98 mmastation 502 -8
75 #52 Mookie Alexander 501 +8
75 #72 forkboy 501 +28
75 #73 grizzlyatoms 501 +14
78 #45 Matt Bishop 500 -5
79 #25 kreally 499 +13
79 #120 SlipNRip 499 -9
81 (C) Andy Davis 495 -15
81 #8 alxn 495 -6
83 #20 Hayabusa2000 494 -2
84 (C) Josh Hall 493 +15
85 (C) KMcCaig 492 -20
86 #15 Tats16 489 -20
87 #115 Starseed 488 -2
88 #66 KatGirl 487 -5
88 #67 RStephen4 487 -17
90 #110 Snax 486 -9
91 (C) lanky6 484 -13
92 #74 dirtyml 483 -3
93 #80 DreamingOfFighting 482 +8
94 #109 Robert Cowan 479 -14
95 #79 1n87 477 +12
95 #111 KGNLuc 477 -1
95 #117 Cocytus 477 -2
98 #60 aaronb 474 +3
99 #75 Sexytime 472 +1
100 (C) Violent Newt 470 -9
101 (C) Andy Anderson 467 +3
102 #87 bonesthebaptist 464 +16
102 #118 Colonel Duke Lacross 464 +7
104 #5 POW 463 -6
104 #113 Laoldar 463 -7
106 #91 bcpjkell 458 +2
107 #119 Nick.Adams 457 -2
108 #90 Chris Groves 456 +6
109 #95 gxc 454 -15
110 #56 MaZZacare 450 -
111 #69 T.C. Engel 449 +6
112 #9 FFC 447 -1
113 #82 Inthepipes 443 -1
113 #93 clay davis 443 -7
115 #76 thuggis 441 +6
116 #97 Sonnens Political Adviser 437 +7
117 #55 Noahwob 435 -30
118 #64 discoandherpes 434 +2
119 #100 Rob Young 432 -
120 #11 Afrotikiman 430 +7
120 #33 JakeHopkins 430 +6
120 #94 Careful Icarus 430 -8
123 #105 Mlzybaby 429 -9
124 #44 UK MMA MAN 426 -10
124 #81 MrBrutality 426 +1
126 #102 Gator Rolled 424 -2
127 #35 pookie_gnome 412 +1
128 #114 akenson 398 -7
129 #101 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 371 +1
130 #77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO 363 +1
131 #53 Zane Simon 340 -2

In something that should shock no one, the BECW enigma Swiftman is back on top, supplanting last season's non fight watching champion sgiblin as he fell to a tie for third with Corey Nielsen. The 2nd spot has been taken over by PDG27, but he has 32 points to make up if he wants to catch first place. Rounding out the top 5 is the now seldom seen Paul Dano lookalike contest winner and noted kiddie lover Zachary Kater.

UFC 163 RANKINGS

Rank Name Score
1 #18 triangled 92
2 #4 pooki 91
3 #1 swiftman 86
4 #92 duck 85
5 #26 Garrett Turpin 84
5 #48 corey nielsen 84
5 #72 forkboy 84
8 #39 king of the dogs 82
9 #24 sklart 80
9 #34 PDG27 80
11 #14 Horselover Fat 78
11 #19 Zachary Kater 78
11 #51 Brent Ducharme 78
11 #87 bonesthebaptist 78
11 #89 Waristotle 78
16 #70 mollcutpurse 77
17 #78 Body Triangle 73
17 #96 memitim 73
19 (C) Josh Hall 72
19 #40 Dr. Octagon 72
19 #65 Ephemeral Artery 72
19 #107 euthanatos 72
23 #10 sun yue 71
23 #79 1n87 71
25 (C) ScoreCardOTN 70
25 (C) Marcu$ 70
25 #37 -Neil- 70
25 #71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 70
29 #25 kreally 69
29 #84 fedorable 69
29 #116 Greek_Fighter 69
32 #6 Ben Bauman 68
32 #59 KNOWLEGE 68
32 #73 grizzlyatoms 68
35 #46 Earl Montclair 66
36 #41 benten20 65
37 #28 Dave Strummer 64
37 #42 SteveevaD 64
37 #80 DreamingOfFighting 64
37 #85 Hurricane_Heron 64
37 #90 Chris Groves 64
42 #52 Mookie Alexander 63
42 #118 Colonel Duke Lacross 63
44 #11 Afrotikiman 62
44 #49 Our Bovine Public 62
44 #99 Gugabe 62
47 (C) Sugel Mendoza 60
47 #3 wonderfulspam 60
47 #43 Snatchl 60
50 #27 Sweet Scientist 59
50 #76 thuggis 59
52 #21 LBO 58
52 #69 T.C. Engel 58
52 #83 scruffy_thejanitor 58
55 (C) John Danaher's Hair 56
55 #32 skeebop 56
55 #60 aaronb 56
55 #97 Sonnens Political Adviser 56
55 #103 LYHL 56
61 #20 Hayabusa2000 55
61 #45 Matt Bishop 55
63 (C) RonSwanson 54
63 #36 Pat Tzu 54
65 (C) Andy Anderson 53
65 #57 Kaleb Kelchner 53
65 #75 Sexytime 53
65 #91 bcpjkell 53
65 #104 Waffne 53
70 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 52
70 #8 alxn 52
70 #33 JakeHopkins 52
70 #54 Andersac 52
70 #68 AndrewByrne 52
70 #112 loveandpeace 52
70 #115 Starseed 52
77 #35 pookie_gnome 51
77 #58 TitanFan2K 51
77 #64 discoandherpes 51
77 #98 mmastation 51
81 #38 Tim Bernier 50
81 #56 MaZZacare 50
81 #74 dirtyml 50
81 #86 Centre Line 50
81 #111 KGNLuc 50
81 #120 SlipNRip 50
87 #12 Patrick Wyman 49
87 #66 KatGirl 49
87 #117 Cocytus 49
90 #9 FFC 48
90 #47 Brad Ackerson 48
90 #100 Rob Young 48
93 #7 DetroitDrew1980 47
93 #17 sgiblin 47
93 #22 Ak.Death 47
93 #81 MrBrutality 47
93 #110 Snax 47
98 #2 clayguidashair 46
98 #30 sday420 46
100 #13 brutalbobbyt 45
100 #82 Inthepipes 45
100 #106 jason18 45
100 #119 Nick.Adams 45
104 (C) Andy Davis 44
104 #31 jafotinatos 44
104 #50 StevenGiles 44
104 #102 Gator Rolled 44
108 #61 Fraser Coffeen 43
108 #88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 43
108 #108 DarthRevan 43
111 (C) lanky6 42
111 #29 phenylenginerods 42
113 #5 POW 41
114 (C) KMcCaig 40
114 #16 tomvale13 40
114 #23 cardioless 40
114 #63 Manch1ld 40
118 (C) Violent Newt 39
118 #67 RStephen4 39
118 #113 Laoldar 39
121 #15 Tats16 38
121 #109 Robert Cowan 38
123 #105 Mlzybaby 37
124 #93 clay davis 35
124 #101 Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong 35
126 #44 UK MMA MAN 34
127 #77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO 32
127 #94 Careful Icarus 32
129 #95 gxc 27
130 #114 akenson 16
131 #53 Zane Simon 0
131 #55 Noahwob 0

Triangled took advantage of his home field advantage, taking top honors for the night, barely edging out Pooki by a single point and finishing tied for 5th on PG. Pooki also cracked the PG top 10, and was followed in the BECW top 5 by swiftman, duck, and a 3 way tie for 5th between Corey, forkboy, and Garrett Turpin. Zane and Noahwob take the bottom honors as their have shamed their houses with their craven behavior by missing picks all together. Impressively, Zane becomes the 3rd BE staff members to miss BECW picks for an event, joining DEO and Beer Monster.

OVERACHIEVERS

1 #107 euthanatos +81
2 #106 jason18 +77
3 #84 fedorable +76
4 #96 memitim +75
5 #86 Centre Line +68
6 #88 TheTrapezoidConspiracy +65
7 #85 Hurricane_Heron +51
7 #112 loveandpeace +51
9 #71 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! +49
9 #83 scruffy_thejanitor +49
11 #103 LYHL +48
12 #48 corey nielsen +45
12 #58 TitanFan2K +45
12 #99 Gugabe +45
12 #116 Greek_Fighter +45
16 #70 mollcutpurse +43
16 #108 DarthRevan +43
18 #120 SlipNRip +41
19 #47 Brad Ackerson +38
20 #92 duck +37
21 #89 Waristotle +34
22 #104 Waffne +33
23 #34 PDG27 +32
23 #59 KNOWLEGE +32
25 #51 Brent Ducharme +28
25 #78 Body Triangle +28
25 #115 Starseed +28

As always, the high numbered picks dominate here, as they have the most room to improve and make captains look stupid for leaving them on the board that long. Euthanatos and jason 18 take the top 2 spots here, cracking the top 30 despite being last round picks. Well done.

NOT OVERACHIEVERS

Rank Name Relative
1 #11 Afrotikiman -109
2 #9 FFC -103
3 #5 POW -99
4 #35 pookie_gnome -92
5 #33 JakeHopkins -87
6 #44 UK MMA MAN -80
7 #53 Zane Simon -78
8 #8 alxn -73
9 #15 Tats16 -71
10 #20 Hayabusa2000 -63
11 #55 Noahwob -62
14 #25 kreally -54
14 #56 MaZZacare -54
14 #64 discoandherpes -54
16 #2 clayguidashair -53
16 #77 FLYING.ARMBAR.BRO -53
17 #16 tomvale13 -51
19 #3 wonderfulspam -49
19 #22 Ak.Death -49
20 #24 sklart -46
21 #23 cardioless -44
22 #81 MrBrutality -43
23 #69 T.C. Engel -42
24 #14 Horselover Fat -41
25 #76 thuggis -39

Tiki. No.

And one fun final fact to end on: One of your semifinal matchups is a battle of the All Time leading BECW point scorer and Fox Blocker captain JDH and the only captain with a perfect Grand Prix record, me. Are you excited for the semis yet? No? Then fuck you.

For potential future players, don't forget to make your picks on PG so we know what you can do and that we can rely on you. LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!!!!!

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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