I have a new kitten. She is from Poland. Her name is Amanda. Apparently she's a big Randy Couture fan, because she keeps shooting for the ankle pick on me. The dog is afraid of her.
A note about S7
Interested in being a captain? Talk to Zater.
Choke artists extraordinaire Duane Bangzillians take on the seemingly unbeatable SDPA. Duane Bangzillians were an early favorite before spending the past three weeks choking like a midget pornstar in a room full of black men.
Fuken Magi and the Wolf Picketts is a much closer battle, as the unspectacular yet steady Wolf Picketts face off against the Streeken Magi.
The Fox Blockers and the 11 Inchers will fight for the title of Dick Joke of the Year, currently held by my very own Bloody Elbes. Having fallon from grace in week 6, the Bloc is looking to ensure that last week was not a fluke.
CLYDESTAFF's outstanding week 7 performance has them facing off against Josh's Beauties. Much closer matchup than it looks like on paper, I wouldn't be too stunned to see the Star Cocks take an early exit.
BLAND PRIX? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
Field of Dreams vs Standups, Jizzlawyers vs Worst Team Ever. Fuck analysis, we all suck.
SWEATY DICK PUNCHING BOUTS FOR TONIGHT
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Chan Sung Jung (145)
Phil Davis (205) vs. Lyoto Machida (205)
Cezar Ferreira (185) vs. Thiago Santos (183)
Thales Leites (185) vs. Tom Watson (185)
John Lineker (129*) vs. Jose Maria Tome (126)
Vinny Magalhaes (205) vs. Anthony Perosh (205)
Sheila Gaff (135) vs. Amanda Nunes (136)
Neil Magny (171) vs. Sergio Moraes (170)
Ian McCall (125) vs. Iliarde Santos (125)
Josh Clopton (145) vs. Rani Yahya (145)
Francimar Barroso (204) vs. Ednaldo Oliveira (205)
Viscardi Andrade (170) vs. Bristol Marunde (171)
Let's do this. Post the youtube link in the comments, Fight Club Rules apply to any other video links, don't call anybody a scrotal tumor or anything, don't fucking talk about the Spurs, the Rockets, or Tottenham Fucking Hotsauce or whatever, and be sure to make fun of lanky when he does something stupid like not know what standard definition is.