I don't know if this was actually Chael's doing, but I saw it on Facebook, and it was attributed to him. Either way, it's funny, so I thought I'd post here....
Shogun and WandyBoy, Lets not wait
Since I"m your ruler, lets get one thing straight
Practice on ya rasslin if it makes ya feel better
But the forecast for Mid-August calls for heavy leather
So buy yourself some raincoats and shiny white boots
And some custom mouthpieces to protect ya toots
Cause a storm's blowin in not with rain or waves
But with punches and with kicks from this GANGSTER enraged
Shogun you're the lucky one, this I must say
At least you'll have the referee to pull me away
But Wandy's backstage beatin is my ultimate task
As they wheel Shogun by in his oxygen mask
The security guards won't dare open the door
As I leave him like Krazy Horse did, out on the floor
Then I'll take a few pics on my cellular phone
And post on FoxSports.com before I fly home!
-Chael P. Sonnen
I thought I'd add a funny picture to make this more inviting.