How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Multiple MMA Twitter Beefs, Fast Food, Porn

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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FA(S)T FOOD

"This guy in front of me at In N Out just ordered a 4x4 protein style... His heart is gonna stop be4 he saves himself the calories of the bun" -Michael McDonald

"Here we go my first coffee ever without sugar or sweetener!! Wish me luck!!!" -Gilbert Yvel, yes, twitter gets this random at times.

"This triflin a** c*nt in the black shirt and a Timmy tattoo on her right arm. Sneezed mouth open no cover all over the soda machines then did it again in the middle of the Resturant. #onblast #trifilinbitch #learnsomemanners http://instagram.com/p/dVEJBVKBbN/#" -Brandon Vera

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"I'm off to Bulgaria - time to attempt the boldest feat of multitasking in my career :D! #expendables3 #ufc162" -Ronda Rousey

"LIVE sex shows with me n @ChristyMack coming soon and once per month =] Stay tuned.." -War Machine

"BJJ done! Feel great! Trained 3 times today, taught kid's class AND filmed a POV BJ for @ChristyMack 's site...busy boy!" -War Machine, wow.

"Im going to joins Golds start lifting and eating clean. I can get around without crutches so its time to build my body back... Thanks guys. All I wana do is get back in there and win some fights. Thats it" -Phil Baroni

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BEN ASKREN VS. JOSH BARNETT

"@danawhite hey if @JohnyHendricks gets hurt for November just let me know I'm ready :)" -Ben Askren

"Love how the Countdown show glanced over the fact Barnett tested positive for 3 banned substances after Couture fight. @Vada_Testing" -Ben Askren, there goes that UFC contract you wanted.

"@Benaskren Did I piss in your cherrios or something or do you just like the view from your high chair? Have fun in obscurity." -Josh Barnett

"I won't even acknowledge VADA. They're entirely agenda driven and that agenda is NOT sport." -Josh Barnett

"Lol I know it doesn't matter to you, but I can look at myself in the mirror and be ok with choices. In 20 years you will have a very hard time doing the same." -Ben Askren

"@Benaskren Lastly, go fuck yourself you high & mighty prick. If you want to be famous just come run your mouth next time you see me." -Josh Barnett

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MCGREGOR VS. FW DIVISION VS. TORN LIGAMENTS

"I will fight anyone of them. I smell fear." -Conor McGregor

"Aldo-Safe. Mendes-135er. Lamas-Nobody cares. Cub-OLD. TKZ-Open. Edgar-135er. Siver-OLD. Poirier-PeaHead. Guida-Boring. Lentz-Boring. Koch-?." -Conor McGregor

"@DiegoSanchezUFC You're the fattest, sloppiest, slowest Martial Artist i've ever laid eyes on. I'd go upto 170 to whoop your fat ass. EASY" -Conor McGregor

"@TheNotoriousMMA i have bigger fish to fry like #1rankedlightweight oct 19, be ready when I see you at fight summit it's on leprechaun!!!!!" -Diego Sanchez

"I'm gonna whoop his ass in person if I run into him probably at next fight summit for what he said... @TheNotoriousMMA your gonna need @SpiderAnderson bodyguard & @JohnMcCarthyMMA to pull me off you! #forFree #oldfashionfun" -Diego Sanchez

"Cant wait to shut up all the people calling me fat boy #ufc166 #bestshapeofmylife #imhealthyhealedandfocused" -Diego Sanchez

"Crazy that I found out that @TheNotoriousMMA blew his knew out then find out he and @bisping are 2 blocks away pic.twitter.com/CHDGr2IN7b" -Dana White

"You want to challenge me and when I accept you run and cry and say your injured here is #TEAMBRANDAO @TheNotoriousMMA I destroy you bro" -Diego Brandao

"My condolences go out to all of Ireland for the Clown who claims to be the hero of your country. Don't worry :) we aren't buying it" -Cub Swanson

"Who??" -Chad Mendes

"When you want to overthrow a king you don't worry about the jester, you go after the person sitting on the thrown" -Ricardo Lamas

"Going ahead with surgery. Boxing again in 3 months, Kicking in 4, Grappling in 5, Wrestling-6, Sparring-7, Fighting-9. See you in May 2014!!" -Conor McGregor

"Thank you to the . I am working with the No.1 Surgeon who worked on GSP, Tom Brady and Kobe Bryant. My recovery will be ground-breaking!" -Conor McGregor

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WANDERLEI SILVA VS. CHAEL SONNEN

"I want 5 rounds!!!! You want see I bit sonan,send a msg to my boss!! #wandvssonnen #MAKEITHAPPENDANA #WARWAND... You can make this fight happen!!" -Wanderlei Silva

"Now this fight gonna need happen!! You want to see I bite this motherfuc&@r!! Soon really soon!!!! I training a lot now gonna be in my best condition on that fight!! http://instagram.com/p/dao2CyEq9I/#" -Wanderlei Silva

"Defense the double leg,and knee in the the face!!" -Wanderlei Silva

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MAYHEM MILLER VS. LAWYERS

"I SIGNED UP for prison every time i fight. Head trauma. Starvation. Hot box. DISABLED FOR A YEAR when my UFC career ended. IDKWTF FEAR IS" -Jason Miller

"i have faith in the criminal justice system. i am innocent. the amount of attorneys attempting to get book deals is at best disheartening... ...at worst, IT IS CRIMINAL. CRIMINAL. IF YOU SWEAR AN OATH, STICK BY IT. THAT IS HOW I LIVE, AND I AM A SIMPLE MONKEY" -Jason Miller

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BONUS PHOTO

"#tashytip To watch the fat burn off your body, workout first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. I like to do a 30-40 min circuit mix. Gets me warmed up, jumps starts my metabolism and sets me up to continue to burn fat all day. Incorporate squats(ladies to get that tight ass), lunges, planks, push-ups, Jumping jacks, V-ups, etc. make it your own!! #love the body you're in, feel #beautiful !! #fitness #health #booty #hardbody #distancerunner #girl #like #fitselfie" -Natasha Wicks

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