How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - Baller Problems, Middleweight mess, Dinosaurs, Pruning

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"According to the people who say people lived w/dinosaurs. We only have 49yrs before we have flying cars that fold into briefcases " -Yves Edwards ‏

"Being a mgr/trainer in the Fight Game is such roller coaster. #Blessed w/a great group of fighters. Tuff day some Great news & Some BAD news" -Duke Roufus, here we go again with the cryptic stuff.

"Starbucks won't break my $100 bill!! :-/ #ballerproblems" -Ronda Rousey ‏

"Girl: Aww UR so cute. UR like fun size. Me: Na I'm travel size. U don't leave home w/o me & when U forget 2 U realize U can't live w/o me." -John Dodson

"I was telling my son about Super Grover; he goes"who is super Grover?" This what we've come to? The heroes of my day are no more. #SadDay" -Yves Edwards ‏

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes im doing my happy dance yes yes yes yes yes ooooooyeaaaaaa @travisbrowneMMA #jesus" -Diego Sanchez

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FIRST TIME I'M HEARING THIS

" Hey boss, Anytime you are going to go shoot a long gun make sure you bring me along. " -Tim Kennedy

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WHO WANTS WHO?

"@sonnench don't run from me. Why are u asking for wand? Let's fight." -Vitor Belfort

"Hmmm....... @vitorbelfort funny to hear you talk about running from an opponent." -Gegard Mousasi

"Since @vitorbelfort hasn't accepted our fight,I am sure that @danawhite can match me against @sonnench" -Lyoto Machida

"Lyoto is moving down to middleweight in the @ufc ?!?!?! I currently have a spot open on my dance card and would love to boogie. @danawhite" -Tim Kennedy

"Enough is enough... I want to fight @sonnench for the whole country of Brazil! Name a time, name a date and bring your face!" -Phil Davis

"@sonnench u are very good actor. But u couldn't hide that u are very relief that u don't have to fight me. I know from a very close friend of yours that since I K.O YOUR coach Matt lindand your a very afraid to fight me. Don't be afraid to admit, and let my friend @kennyflorian talk. Only u talk" -Vitor Belfort

"I'm like the nerdy outcast of the middleweight division. Looking in wishing someone would ask me out. @vitorbelfort @wandfc @lyotomachidafw" -Tim Kennedy

"How about we do me + @sonnench versus @vitorbelfort + @wandfc WWE tag team wrestling mania style. At @ufc Fight For The Troops 3" -Tim Kennedy, I would've been on board, if you didn't call it wrestling mania.

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MAYHEM'S DOG

"WAT THE FAK? YOU THRU TO RIVERSIDE WITH A 60 POUND RUKSAK? Why Dad, why? And you didn't even give me any of your Carl's Jr Superstar." -Gator Hotdog Dog, Mayhem Miller's dog.

"IDKWTF ARF ARF ARF" -Gator Hotdog Dog

"AR AR AROOOOOOO. SEE NOW IM STAMMERING. I NEVA STAMMER. I UH HOTDOG DOG." -Gator Hotdog Dog

"I am mayhem" -Gator Hotdog Dog

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TUF

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NATASHA WICKS

"Speed work in the Jet Pool @riseupatriekes .. Gets my heart pumpin, lungs burning and my legs on fire.. @ajhavili takes a pool workout to another level.. Only happy when I'm hyperventilating 😲 #gotgoals #crosstraining #distancerunner #fitness #toightlikeatoiger" -Natasha Wicks

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"Fights are over.. Back at it! #pruning #gardening" -Natasha Wicks

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