A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
"#SportsCenter #Top10Plays #5? #IllTakeIt #WSOF4 #10and0 #GuillotineChoke http://instagram.com/p/c3xyxBHbe7/#" -Nick Newell, a little too much hashtags for my taste, but congrats on the win and on the ESPN shout out.
"I'm not 1/2 the athlete as guys I compete w/ in the UFC,maybe I should be on ROIDS or get artificial robot limbs so it can be "fair"" -Cole Miller, your move Vitor.
"Burped in the car , I was the only one in the car and I still said "excuse me" . I'm such a classy broad!" -Derek Brunson
SINCE I KNOW YOU NEED MORE TIM KENNEDY IN YOUR LIFE
"If you tried to call me from an "Unknown" phone number, I might blow your phone up from this end." -Tim Kennedy
"That which does not kill me... Should run." -Tim Kennedy
"Be like Han. Shoot first." -Tim Kennedy
"MMA "journalists" understand that fighter bashing isn't journalism, and remember that those you are bashing could smash you Tim Kennedy" -
"I am starting to feel the golf cart accident from this morning. Never wrecked a golf cart in my life, but almost killed myself this morning." -Pat Miletich
"That awkward moment when someone introduces their martial arts "grandmaster" to me. No such thing, folks. Pat Miletich" -
"My daughters just asked if they could give the cat a bath. My love for cats prompted me to reply with a quick "of course"" -Pat Miletich
WAR MACHINE MELTDOWN
"Real men rape. ( Their GF's and wives, not strangers, don't get your panties in a bunch.)" -War Machine
"Apparently you idiots didn't read my tweet prior to the one y'all are crying about, it puts it in the right context. Sensitive ass bitches." -War Machine
"I tweeted something earlier that was stupid, insensitive and wrong. Rape is never something to joke about ever. I sincerely apologize." -War Machine
"To everyone giving me shit for"hypothetically retiring"someday-ill retire when I feel like my mark has been made and Im ready to make babies" -Ronda Rousey
"My best guess was 2-3 years but thats a guess,who knows,the day Im not overjoyed2go2the gym is the day I quit.Could be tomorrow or in 7years...But ill tell you what,every1 giving me shit4entertaining the idea is expediting it.Im a fighter&always will be,only ill know when its enough" -Ronda Rousey
"So fuck all you hating twitter bitches, have a great time spending the rest of your day seething over my options and choices" -Ronda Rousey
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE DID I GET ALL THIS MONEY?" -Jason Miller
WHAT? NO PHOTOS?! WELL I HAVE VIDEOS! ...BUT I CAN'T PROMISE THAT THEY'LL BE INTERESTING