How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? TUF Vet saves guy in car crash, Mayhem vs. Dana White, Fighter Pay

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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WHAT?

"So far I have been mistaken for TJ Grant, Jim Miller and Ed Herman today. Least they are all good fighters." -Pat Healy

"Going to leave a couple million "minions" all over this hotel room and by "minions" I mean sperm cells. #Westin #AmCheckout" -Justin Buchholz

"The only way wolverine can get drunk is with a vodka soaked tampon in his ass. " -Justin Buchholz, I guess this explains why he was drinking on that X-Men Origins cameo.

"My friend sed "fuck my life" ..I thought he sed "fuck my wife" .. so yeah poker night ended early... My bad." -Dan Lauzon

"Fight my last MMA fight tonight. It's been fun but after 16 years I'm calling it good. Thanks to everyone who ever supported my career." -Aaron Riley

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SINCE YOU GUYS LOVE TIM KENNEDY

"I'm going to brazil to fight Vitor! I'm bringing ranger panties, Greg Jackson and Ranger Up." -Tim Kennedy

"The fight against never materialized. I want to thank for and it was an honor to be considered." -Tim Kennedy, whoops, Vitor doesn't think you're worthy.

"Can someone save me a parking spot at the #Wholefoods on Santa Monica & Fairfax? K, thanks." -Kenny Florian

"@kennyflorian buy a truck, run over a hippie on a scooter=parking problem solved." -Tim Kennedy

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DAN LAUZON ON FIGHTER PAY

"All this talk about fighter pay lately. Yeah, I get it, U need to make a living. When you started fighting I hope it wasn't about the money... If U started fighting seeing dollar signs that was your first mistake." -Dan Lauzon

"If U started fighting seeing dollar signs that was your first mistake. I wonder How many Pro fighters there would be if we fought for free, just for the simple fact of a fist fight ..would you fight?" -Dan Lauzon

"My first fight, I got 1k, 2nd and 3rd fight, I got $100. I was just happy to be able to fight legally. That was better than the money... Reflecting back on it, @JoeLauzon and I fist fought over a plate of mashed potatoes a few years back" -Dan Lauzon

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TWICTURES

"Hey that's my belt! I'll be back to get it Nov 16." -Johny Hendricks

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MAYHEM MILLER ON A ONE-SIDED TWITTER BEEF AGAINST DANA WHITE

" HOW MANY FIGHTS YOU GOT? 0-1 vs night stands. Good at fixing fights tho." -Jason Miller

" YOU KNOW I AM ON TWITTER, AND YOU ONLY REPLY TO MY MONKEYS. CLOCKS TICKING." -Jason Miller

" THIS WILL BE WORSE THAN THE THE TIME YOU GAVE YOUR WIFE THE CLAP. Monkeys tell me everything. I am mayhem Jason Miller

"I don't but that fuckin screwball scrub acts like I owe him something. He should go hump MTVs leg not mine" -Dana White, replying to a fan saying that he shouldn't worry about Mayhem.

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HIS NON-DANA WHITE TWEETS ARE MORE INTERESTING

"@mayhemmiller about time you follow me lol ;-) miss you my brother all the best" -Renzo Gracie

"I unfollowed him when I asked him for a light on 32nd street and him puncha my face and chase me for 15 blocks" -Jason Miller

"lol I was trying to give you your cigarette back lol" -Renzo Gracie

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TUF VET IS A HERO

"So this just happened right in front of me my hands and feet are bleeding from punching out his windshield to drag him out... Wish I had shoes on" -Jimmy Quinlan, just saved a guy as he was heading to training.

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BONUS PHOTO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN

"That about sums it up #PSILoveYou ..and everyone who helped make it the best birthday to date" -Logan Stanton

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