This is a must read for any fans of the myth, the legend, the icon Sensei Steven Seagal.
Did you know he was a batshit crazy pathological liar who was extorted by the Gambino Crime Family in New York?
Did you know that he testified against the Gambinos in open court in was picked apart for his lies for over 4 hours?
If you didnt know these things, today is your lucky day. I present to you the quintessential, existential, presidential, preferential Steven Seagal story. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Now that I have gotten to my word count quota...