Bonjour, dickbags! So you guys must be really pissed about Hayter getting shitcanned as Snake and replaced with Kiefer Sutherland. I think it won't accomplish anything unless they hire a competent English writer to cough out some less laughably bad dialogue. Remember Final Fantasy X? Amazing voice actors. (Well, except for. You know. That... thing. With the laughing. Ugh.) But all anyone remembers about it is the eight billion zippers, Lulu's Hendricksian rack, and the awful awful clumsy dialogue that tripped all over itself. I can't take MGS seriously anymore because of how wooden the dialogue is. Until they fix that, no high-priced talent can make me interested.
Also, fuck codemasters, Grid 2 is maybe the biggest letdown ever.
Final nerd-babbling: Does anybody else play Mechwarrior Online? Shit's super-fun, but haaaard. If you've killed a dude named Cletus Davion in there, that'd be me. Anyways:
MATCHUPS FOR THIS WEEK
Fukken Magi (1-2) vs Split Decision Pickers Anonymous (2-1)
Hands of the Judges (0-3) vs Duane Bangzillians (3-0)
Beauties and the Beard (1-2) vs Brad One Punch Wolf Picketts (2-1)
Steven Thompson's School of Stand-up Comedy (2-1) vs Josh Rosenthal's Field of Dreams (1-2)
Fox Blockers (2-1) vs Ultimate Fighter Paternity Suit Lawyers (1-2)
Can't Let You Do That, Star Fox Fallon (1-2) vs 11 Inch Reach Advantage (2-1)
FIGHTS FOR TODAY
Thiago Silva and Rafael Feijao vs Drug Testing
Godofredo "Real Life Nos Commercial Guy" Pepey vs Felipe Arantes
Fights start at 4:30ish, main card at 8 according to wiki, 10 according to SBnation. I'm thinking probably 8. As always, no acting like me, that shit gets you banned. Also, I'm pissed, I'm so sensitive to caffeine I can't even drink decaf coffee any more. One fucking cup and my heart is beating like a fucking speed metal drummer. Fucking depressing...