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Nick Diaz’s New (Totally Professional, or Whatever) MMA Promotion

Have you visited the website for the WAR promotion Nick Diaz is involved in yet? If you haven't you can see it at http://nickdiazpromotions.com/ - Don't accidentally go to the much more hilarious http://nickdiazpromotion.com though. That would be bad.

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I know you're wondering, homie, just how professional Nick Diaz's new venture is. Well, it's sponsored by Chase Chevrolet, so that's a good start. It's also sponsored by 'Ziggy's smoke shop' which is... A thing. How about fighters? Is the Stockton Bad Boy going to be kicking ass and failing weed tests himself?

Well... No. Instead you get guys like Antonio Banuelos (fun fighter, genuinely) and... I don't really know how to say this. But you also get "Big Will". That's all he's billed as. No, seriously. Look: http://nickdiazpromotions.com/big-will/ I know what you're thinking; Is that a Neo-nazi tattoo on his neck? I'm not sure. I hope not.

There's also a press release explaining why Nick Diaz decided to start this promotion (pro tip: He definitely didn't 'start' this promotion) and the rules (Fighting in a ring, because fuck cages, bro. And no elbows on the ground, because elbows are for pussies)

The actual press release is sadly lacking in expletives, 'whatever's and 'wut? wut? Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu!'s. So i'm going to hazard a guess that Nick Diaz didn't write it. If you really want to read it, here it is: http://nickdiazpromotions.com/press-release-nick-diaz-presents-war-mma/

Oh and if your screen is 1080p the background is tiled. Nothing screams professional like a repeating image background, take it from a web developer. That's the real high-end shit right there, homie!

Seriously though, I love watching Nick fight and this is all tongue in cheek. Oh and support your local MMA. And Ziggy's Smoke Shop. Ziggy is cool as hell.

(originally posted at MMA Sentinel)


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