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A "what if" call between Dana and Nate

*Ring

"Uhhh…. hello?"

"Nate, what the f**k was that tweet about?!"

"What tweet boss?"

"Don't shit around with me Nate, you know what I'm talkin' about!"

"Man, I waz just sayin' the truth, f**k that asshole son of a-"

"For Christ's sake, tomorrow it's the international day against homophobia dammit! Do you have the slightest f**king idea of the fuss you might make with this shit after the Mitrione blatter?!"

"Uhhh….no…"

"…………"

"Listen, we gotta suspend you."

"Ohh, come on man, for that shit?! You kidding me?! What the f**k!!!"

"Listen! Listen, Nate…what were you doing now, I mean in these days, weeks?"

"……"

"Been…layin' back, seein' movies, Iron Man 3, went to White Sands, doin' some stuff here and there, you know…just …waitin' to see what you guys had for me…"

"Exactly, just continue waiting, huh, nothing different Nate, nothing different…"

"Ohh, Ohh, yeah…I got it boss. I'll go see Star trek into Darkness while suspended in the meantime then hehe."

"Do whatever you want Nate, hear you soon and stay off of twitter!"

"Yeah, ok, but I still think Caraway is a f-"

"I Know Nate, I know…"

Click*

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