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5 reasons why Chael Sonnen is going to beat Jon Jones

Chael Sonnen is a fucking bad ass. Chael definitely doesn't give a crap about anything. Chael Sonnen has won all of his professional MMA fights except 12. Chael has fought and defeated stiff competition like Jason Mayhem Miller, Brian Stann, some british tool and two notable wins over Anderson Silva. While most people wouldn't even go near a bus, Chael Sonnen fed one a carrot. I have also heard rumors about witnesses seeing prostitutes entering his house... but never leaving.

Chael Sonnen doesn't have to earn title shots because he's a bad ass and he's already the unofficial champion of every weight class. After a recent press conference a fan waved Chael towards himself and Chael walked up to him and straight socked him in the face.

UFC 159 will be Jon Jones' last time in the cage, as Chael is goig to whoop him so bad that he'll retire from embarrassment. Jon Jones has nothing to offer Chael Sonnen, he's skinny and has legs that would make him look like a grasshopper given they were inverted. Given the circumstances, this is easily a five to one odds in Chael Sonnens favor. I will be tuning in tonight to watch my good judgment score some profit and I look forward to seeing the cock guy (so much cock) dethroned.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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