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Super f***in' early BECW6 UFC 159 live thread

Greetings from New York, ya filthy fuckin' heathens! I will actually be attending UFC 159 today, so I'm posting this shizz from somewhere on the GSP (the road, not the guy) on my way to trying to charm the pants off of Honda Housey before the fight. I'll be tweeting until my battery dies, follow my glorious ass at @dudepuncher and don't forget to retweet my shameless begging, ya shits.

AW SHIZZ, I DON'T THINK WE EVER CAME UP WITH DIVISION NAMES OR ANYTHING WHATEVER I'MMA WING IT

THE CERRONE INSIDE LEG KICK DIVISION

Josh Hall's Beauties and the Beard vs Lanky's Brad "One Punch" Wolf Picketts

Sugel Mendoza's HEY DICKASS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK A TEAM NAME NICE WORK vs Marcu$'$ Josh Rosenthal's Field of Dreams

THE BELLATOR SPECIAL DIVISION

ScorecardOTN's Fukken Magi vs Violent Newt's Split Decision Pickers Anonymous

Andy Anderson's The Hands of the Judges vs Ron Swanson's Duane Bangzillians

THE KONGO CUP CHEICK DIVISION

JDH's Fox Blockers vs PFP's Ultimate Fighter Paternity Suit Lawyers

Andy Davis' I Can't Let You Do That, Star Fox Fallon vs KMcCaig's 11 Inch Reach Advantage (ugh)

LIVE SPREADSHEET LINK SHOULD BE AROUND HERE

If it's not, blame Spammy/Newt

THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN BRICK WALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef5Eno5eRTs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

For whatever reason, my tablet won't let me post the link. Oh well. Fuck it, Acid Bath was fucking great.

I DON'T HAVE A LETS MUTHERFUKERS PIC ON MY TABLET

Somebody please take care of that for me. Also, please, folks, keep comments to a minimum until fight time? I don't want this to be unloadable by the time Garcia gasses out.

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