60-Minute Chaos: Dallas and Eugene preview UFC 159 - Jones vs. Sonnen (sorta)

Dallas Winston and Eugene S. Robinson of Bloody Elbow quickly review last week's UFC on FOX 7 show before offering previews and predictions for the UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen pay-per-card.

Prepare yourself -- the typical MMA Tete-A-Tete: Coarsening the Discourse video series has undergone a vile and unsavory transformation. The sole semblance of order and organization on the show, Kid Nate, is officially on hiatus whilst acclimating his newborn child to the world, leaving tangent-fueled provocateurs Dallas Winston and Knuckle Up's Eugene S. Robinson to man the controls of this fire-breathing machine.

The dashing but disheveled duo present 60-Minute Chaos, a confusing perplexity of scatter-brained banter that's vaguely centered on mixed martial arts. The proposed topic for today is previewing the main pay-per-view lineup for the UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen event this Saturday, though (shocker!) the task is accomplished in a rather roundabout and meandering way. More pivotal topics that cloud the meat and potatoes are Sean Connery's preparation for playing James Bond, how Chael Sonnen is the proxy-something between Anderson Silva and Jon Jones, soup, dogs and the Diaz brothers.

Remember to subscribe to the MMA Nation channel on YouTube and behold these oracular proceedings at your own risk.


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