"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good Conair 5000."
Dearest Bloody Elbow community,
I cherish you all so deeply that I wanted to show my sincere gratitude and undying loyalty (Kid Nate is making me do this), so I wracked my brain tirelessly until I conjured up the elaborate scheme (Zombie Prophet emailed me with this idea and said he'd do all the hard stuff) to entertain requests from y'alls to painstakingly manufacture and publish the gifs of your choice.
Lest ye desire us in shackles, refrain from any UFC, WEC, Strikeforce, Pride, Zuffa-related and/or otherwise copyrighted material. The more information you provide, the easier it will be for ZP, so links to the requested footage and the vague video time it occurs are not required but strongly encouraged. Generally, gifs can be no longer than 15 seconds. This can be a technique-oriented request for serious discussion, something fruity/funny/goofy or any theme you so desire.
Email your submissions to:
We're thinking we could compile and post a round of your selected gifs once a week. Now ... get'cha gif on.