60-Minute Chaos! Dallas & Eugene preview UFC on Fox 7: Henderson vs. Melendez

Dallas Winston and Eugene S. Robinson of Bloody Elbow analyze this Saturday's UFC on Fox 7 card, which is headlined by a lightweight title unification bout between current UFC champ Benson Henderson and Strikeforce lightweight champ Gilbert Melendez. Another Strikeforce champion will make his Octagon debut in heavyweight Daniel Cormier, who meets former UFC heavyweight champ Frank Mir in the co-main event.

Prepare yourself -- the typical MMA Tete-A-Tete: Coarsening the Discourse video series has undergone a vile and unsavory transformation. The sole semblance of order and organization on the show, Kid Nate, is officially on hiatus whilst acclimating his newborn child to the world, leaving tangent-fueled provocateurs Dallas Winston and Knuckle Up's Eugene S. Robinson to man the controls of this fire-breathing machine.

The dashing but disheveled duo present 60-Minute Chaos, a confusing perplexity of scatter-brained banter that's vaguely centered on mixed martial arts. The proposed topic for today is previewing the entire UFC on Fox 7: Henderson vs. Melendez card from top to bottom punctuated, of course, by our standard propensity to meander conversationally. Groundbreaking perspectives on the banality of Michigan existence, Joe Silva's dress code enforcement for cage-side attendees, mistaking Clifford Starks for Marcus LeVesseur, and Eugene's Bob Seger cover band are all delicately injected into this high-tech soiree.

Remember to subscribe to the MMA Nation channel on YouTube and behold these oracular proceedings at your own risk or, one day, when you least expect it, your head might just fall off. The complete UFC on Fox 7 card follows.

UFC on Fox 7 Main Card (8:00 p.m. ET)
Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez (UFC Lightweight Championship)
Daniel Cormier vs. Frank Mir
Nate Diaz vs. Josh Thomson
Matt Brown vs. Jordan Mein

FX Channel Preliminary Card (5:00 p.m. ET)
Darren Elkins vs. Chad Mendes
Francis Carmont vs. Lorenz Larkin
Myles Jury vs. Ramsey Nijem
Joseph Benavidez vs. Darren Uyenoyama
Jorge Masvidal vs. Tim Means

Facebook Preliminary Stream (4:00 p.m. ET)
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Hugo Viana
Roger Bowling vs. Anthony Njokuani
Clifford Starks vs. Yoel Romero

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