How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - TUF 18 Tryouts, Jones vs Sonnen, Ring Girls

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

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ULYSSES GOMEZ TRIES OUT FOR TUF

"Time to fill out my TUF application. Q. Have you ever took steroidsA. No! Steroids are for pussies, besides my cock is small enough." -Ulysses Gomez

"Next questionQ. Have you taken illegal drugs in the last yearA. Drugs are for losers so no." -Ulysses Gomez

"Last question. Q. Tell us something interesting about yourself. A. I once killed a man just to watch him die." -Ulysses Gomez

"Hurry up @seanshelby, I'm ready to tryout." -Ulysses Gomez

"Man I gotta take a dump but I don't wanna lose my spot in line. Decision." -Ulysses Gomez

"Good news is I'm number 75, bad news is that I couldn't hold it and I Tim Sylvia'ed myself." -Ulysses Gomez

"Oh wow just saw one of the girls who is trying out. Haha wow I can't believe she's trying out." -Ulysses Gomez

"No dice guys, they won't let me tryout but Joe Silva gave me some good advice. Oh well I got a fight to train for." -Ulysses Gomez

"They said I can't tryout cause I'm a UFC vet but the app doesn't say anything about it. I think they were afraid of my sexiness." -Ulysses Gomez

"I talked to Sean Shelby before I left. He still said I couldn't tryout even after I yelled out "LET ME BANG BRO!!!"" -Ulysses Gomez

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COUTURE DIDN'T MAKE IT EITHER

"They said I didn't make it because their was an age cut off at 34 and I'm 38 this year :( Never felt so old 👵 Lol! ...Yep I'm officially considered the old chic now :( The age cut off for the Tryouts was 34" -Kim Couture

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JON JONES VS. CHAEL SONNEN

"Chael Sonnen talks about his steroid PED use: youtu.be/_5r3HCn0Mts #poison #TheCheatersChampion #youcallthisgangster?" -Jon Jones

"Take steroids in your prime testosterone levels drop then you take TRT to get in your prime again.. Maybe I should just join the team $$$" -Jon Jones

"Since when did promoting a fight mean accusing your opponent of using steroids? Can't be good for the sport right...? " -Dan Hardy, this.

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THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES

"15 - the number of letters in the word hydropneumatics as well as Chael beats Jones. #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"14 - the number of Stations of the Cross. I hope you're praying to every one of them. #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"13: The number of Apostles (including yours truly) #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"12 - zodiac signs. All which read, hold tight to your greatest possession, soon it'll be taken at the hands of a Bad Guy. #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"11 - 21 Dec 2012 = 21/12/2012 = 2+1+1+2+2+0+1+2 = 11. The code has been deciphered. The end is near. 11 days... #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"10 - days until the headlines across the nation read, Chael P. Sonnen... Spelled C-H-A... M-P. #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

"9 - the age I stopped believing in the Easter bunny and soon calling you champion will become as real as him. #4/27/13" -Chael Sonnen

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Wow did last night really happen? Lol I think I'm still dreaming! I'm the #TUF17 CHAMPION!! @tufonfx@ufc #speechless" -Kelvin Gastelum

"2 clear the air, I'm still a @blackzilian In NL 2 C my daughter and during my stay training in famous Mike's gymMiami CU in a couple weeks" -Alistair Overeem

"I feel when at 100% there is not a man at 155 I can not challenge in a 5 round fight." -Diego Sanchez

"1. Hipsters love it. 2. I don't care what you ate. 3. I don't think your cat is cute. 4. You are not a photographer. #WhyIHateInstagram" -Tim Kennedy, hating on something because a large group of people already love it... Sounds like hipster behavior if you ask me.

"I learned not to throw away a sock just because the other one is lost, eventually you'll loose another one and regain a pair #wordsofwisdom" -Cub Swanson ‏

"Reports of our demise are greatly exaggerated" -Cesar Gracie

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PARTING SHOTS

"Getting my make up touched up by @roxylook 💜💄😚 can't wait for you guys to see the photos!" -Brittney Palmer

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"Guess who designed this bikini for today's shoot?? 😉Good things to come in 2013!!" -Arianny Celeste

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