Prepare yourself -- the typical MMA Tete-A-Tete: Coarsening the Discourse video series has undergone a vile and unsavory transformation. The sole semblance of order and organization on the show, Kid Nate, is officially on hiatus whilst acclimating his newborn child to the world, leaving tangent-fueled provocateurs Dallas Winston and Knuckle Up's Eugene S. Robinson to man the controls of this fire-breathing machine.
The dashing but disheveled duo present 60-Minute Chaos, a confusing perplexity of scatter-brained banter that's vaguely centered on mixed martial arts. The proposed topic for today is the The Ultimate Fighter 17 Finale and season overall, which is inevitably adhered to loosely amidst scintillating musings on Pride rules, muffin commercials, mispronouncing Kelvin Gastelum's name, hamburger addiction, the under-appreciated correlation between Gegard Mousasi and Oleg Taktarov, and "finding your waterfall."
Remember to subscribe to the MMA Nation channel on YouTube and behold these oracular proceedings at your own risk, or forever pledge allegiance to the planet Earth's conformist corn-pounders. Few will understand this reference, which is par for the course. The TUF 17 lineup follows.
The Ultimate Fighter 17
FX Main Card (9:00 p.m. ET)
Urijah Faber vs. Scott Jorgensen
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Uriah Hall (TUF 17 Finals)
Miesha Tate vs. Cat Zingano
Travis Browne vs. Gabriel Gonzaga
Bubba McDaniel vs. Gilbert Smith