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BECW5: UFC 158 St. Pierre vs. Diaz Recap

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Thanks again to Dallas Winston for the logo!

Hello again! UFC 158 is in the books and it was a mixed bag for the most part. The Facebook prelims saw Rick Story and TJ Dillashaw each take the role of executioner, smashing their outclassed opponents. On FX, Jordan Mein did what countless top middleweights couldn't as he became the first fighter to finish Dan Miller inside of the octagon, and Darren Elkins picked up a controversial TKO win (which I didn't think was as controversial as most, but whatever) as well. The PPV portion started off with a whimper but thankfully the three main fights lived up to their appeal for the most part, unless you're a Nick Diaz fan. Jake Ellenberger smashed renowned cheater Nate Marquardt, Johny Hendricks and Carlos Condit put on an instant classic of a fight that exceeded all expectations. And GSP did exactly as most assumed (Only 3 BECW players picked Nick) by easily dispatching his opponent as he always does.

Regarding the BECW matches, all of the winning teams were pretty clear-cut victors, as the closest margin of victory was 37 points. However, no real blow-outs occurred either which led to a 52.5 point differential between opponents. This concludes the regular season of what has been the most entertaining BECW yet, and the Grand Prix and Bland Prix teams have all been situated now. But before we get into the playoff battles, I'll show you selfish bastards the individual stats first.

Individual Event Rankings

Rank Name Score
1 #15 Horselover Fat 98
2 #58 sday420 96
3 #84 sgiblin 93
4 #53 Tim Bernier 91
4 #97 RStephen4 91
6 (C) Josh Hall 87
7 (C) Andy Davis 86
7 (C) Violent Newt 86
7 #47 jafotinatos 86
7 #115 Garrett Turpin 86
11 #18 IvanIllich/JakeHopkins 83
11 #86 GregTheRangerStott 83
11 #116 Starseed 83
14 (C) POW 82
15 #52 Andersac 81
15 #80 TitanFan2K 81
17 #50 Dave Strummer 80
18 #108 Rob Young 79
19 #39 alxn 78
20 #11 tomvale13 77
20 #37 LBO 77
20 #76 sklart 77
20 #98 KGNLuc 77
24 #27 Pookie_Gnome 76
24 #49 Snatchl 76
24 #74 LYHL 76
24 #95 Marcu$ 76
28 #46 StevenGiles 75
28 #54 kreally 75
28 #82 GreyedOut 75
31 #1 DetroitDrew1980 74
31 #2 swiftman 74
33 (C) RonSwanson 73
33 #28 AndrewByrne 73
35 #22 afrotikiman 72
35 #44 Community is Awesome 72
35 #45 darken 72
35 #75 trice 72
35 #83 Sexytime 72
35 #101 Chris Groves 72
41 (C) lanky6 71
41 #13 Zachary Kater 71
41 #24 brutalbobbyt 71
41 #112 Euthanatos 71
45 #55 gugabe 70
45 #87 alicks 70
45 #91 cardioless 70
48 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 69
48 #85 Medium Nog 69
48 #109 Clay Davis 69
51 #14 wonderfulspam 68
51 #17 ElliotMatheny 68
51 #65 SteveevaD 68
51 #70 T.C. Engel 68
51 #96 1N87 68
56 #35 triangled 67
56 #118 memitim 67
56 #120 Body Triangle 67
59 #21 FFC 66
59 #68 DirtyML 66
59 #111 jason18 66
62 #5 Tats16 65
62 #7 Earl Montclair 65
62 #8 clayguidashair 65
62 #30 discoandherpes 65
62 #31 PelvicThrust 65
62 #40 thuggis 65
62 #48 manch1ld 65
62 #73 bonesthebaptist 65
62 #77 benten20 65
62 #103 HaterSlayer 65
62 #105 Robert Cowan 65
73 #10 John Danaher's Hair 64
73 #23 Patrick Wyman 64
73 #33 PDG27 64
73 #36 -Neil- 64
73 #71 Dr. Octagon 64
73 #113 mlzybaby 64
79 (C) ScoreCardOTN 63
79 #19 Jeffigatame 63
79 #25 Ben Bauman 63
79 #51 MaZZacare 63
79 #60 aaronb 63
79 #61 Noahwob 63
79 #63 Matt Bishop 63
86 #9 Sweet Scientist 62
86 #12 Ak.Death 62
88 #81 Fedorable 61
88 #93 CatchNJ687 61
90 #43 CentreLine 60
90 #56 Mookie Alexander 60
90 #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 60
90 #104 inthepipes 60
90 #117 Gator Rolled 60
95 #57 KMcCaig 59
95 #79 duck 59
95 #94 bcpjkell 59
95 #99 Ayn Randy Couture 59
95 #100 Sonnens Political Adviser 59
95 #107 DreamingOfFighting 59
101 #16 Tim Burke 58
101 #20 skeebop 58
101 #72 HurricaneHeron 58
104 #110 Colonel Duke Lacross 57
105 (C) Our Bovine Public 56
105 (C) forkboy 56
105 (C) Sugel Mendoza 56
105 #42 UK MMA MAN 56
105 #88 DarthRevan 56
110 #89 Imaginary_Enemy 55
111 #34 Dangalvan 54
112 #3 sun yue 53
112 #32 Jeremy Couturier 53
112 #106 Waffne 53
115 #41 Pat Tzu 52
116 #26 KNOWLEGE 51
116 #67 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 51
116 #90 Waristotle 51
119 #78 Whazup1989 50
120 #69 grizzlyatoms 48
120 #92 Andy Anderson 48
122 #6 Brad Ackerson 47
122 #59 Fraser Coffeen 47
124 (C) gxc 46
125 #38 Brent Ducharme 43
125 #119 akenson 43
127 #4 phenylenginerods 42
128 #62 George Halvatzis Jr. 41
128 #114 Careful-Icarus 41
130 #102 scruffy_thejanitor 40
131 #66 KatGirl 37
132 #29 Laoldar 31

With 6 perfect picks for the night and only one incorrect fighter chosen (which was Quinn Mulhern btw, wtf?), BE's favorite donkey show enthusiast Horselover Fat sits atop the rankings for the event. He went with the often-debated strategy of picking UD's for EVERY single fight on the card, and it proved to pay off immensely, as he finished #2 on MMA Playground overall as well. Finishing 2nd in the BECW for the night was sday420 who adopted the same method, and picking up 6 perfect scores as well, but his decision to pick Nick Ring over Chris Camozzi caused him to fall just shy of the top spot, but still enough to finish tied for 4th on PG. sgiblin rounds out the top 3 with six perfect picks as well, but was the only one of these guys to get a perfect score on a fight that got finished (Rick Story's win). Laoldar finds himself at the bottom of the table despite having a decently average season.

Individual Season Rankings

(Keep in mind that replacement players scores only reflect what they've done since entering BECW5. You can always check the actual Playground site to see how you're doing if you're one of them.)

Rank Name Score Change
1 #84 sgiblin 463 +1
2 (C) Josh Hall 443 +3
3 #25 Ben Bauman 442 -2
4 #58 sday420 435 +9
5 (C) POW 433 +1
6 #120 Body Triangle 427 -3
7 #77 benten20 424 -3
7 #80 TitanFan2K 424 +3
9 #82 GreyedOut 422 -1
9 #115 Garrett Turpin 422 +9
11 #50 Dave Strummer 419 +2
12 #53 Tim Bernier 415 +20
13 #76 sklart 414 +2
14 #95 Marcu$ 413 +1
15 #56 Mookie Alexander 411 -9
16 #2 swiftman 409 +3
16 #47 jafotinatos 409 +18
18 #15 Horselover Fat 408 +29
18 #60 aaronb 408 -9
20 #8 clayguidashair 405 -9
21 #39 alxn 403 +9
22 #97 RStephen4 399 +34
22 #101 Chris Groves 399 +3
24 #81 Fedorable 398 -9
24 #91 cardioless 398 0
24 #112 Euthanatos 398 +1
27 #21 FFC 397 -4
28 #23 Patrick Wyman 396 -6
29 #14 wonderfulspam 395 -4
30 #37 LBO 394 +7
30 #118 memitim 394 -5
32 #90 Waristotle 391 -21
33 #10 John Danaher's Hair 389 -3
33 #42 UK MMA MAN 389 -12
35 (C) Andy Davis 388 +35
35 #108 Rob Young 388 +17
37 #19 Jeffigatame 387 -5
37 #74 LYHL 387 +9
39 #52 Andersac 386 +25
39 #117 Gator Rolled 386 -10
41 #46 StevenGiles 385 +6
41 #51 MaZZacare 385 -6
43 #35 triangled 383 -3
43 #98 KGNLuc 383 +18
45 #22 afrotikiman 380 +11
46 #71 Dr. Octagon 378 -4
47 #36 -Neil- 377 -4
48 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 376 +11
48 #94 bcpjkell 376 -11
50 #28 AndrewByrne 374 +23
50 #33 PDG27 374 -3
50 #44 Community is Awesome 374 +20
50 #105 Robert Cowan 374 +2
54 #85 Medium Nog 373 +14
54 #109 Clay Davis 373 +14
56 #41 Pat Tzu 372 -20
56 #43 CentreLine 372 -12
56 #66 KatGirl 372 -37
59 #12 Ak.Death 371 -7
60 (C) lanky6 370 +14
60 (C) Violent Newt 370 +35
60 #30 discoandherpes 370 +4
60 #32 Jeremy Couturier 370 -23
60 #45 darken 370 +17
60 #104 inthepipes 370 -13
66 #24 brutalbobbyt 369 +11
66 #61 Noahwob 369 -5
68 #83 Sexytime 367 +11
69 (C) Sugel Mendoza 365 -17
69 #11 tomvale13 365 +16
71 (C) Our Bovine Public 363 -12
71 (C) RonSwanson 363 +12
73 #88 DarthRevan 361 -9
74 #1 DetroitDrew1980 360 +17
75 #27 Pookie_Gnome 359 +21
75 #34 Dangalvan 359 -11
75 #59 Fraser Coffeen 359 -31
78 #7 Earl Montclair 358 +3
78 #107 DreamingOfFighting 358 -4
80 #20 skeebop 357 -6
80 #49 Snatchl 357 +19
82 #65 SteveevaD 356 +3
82 #114 Careful-Icarus 356 -41
84 #18 IvanIllich/JakeHopkins 354 +21
84 #96 1N87 354 +7
84 #116 Starseed 354 +21
87 #48 manch1ld 353 -2
87 #119 akenson 353 -40
89 #17 ElliotMatheny 351 +7
89 #57 KMcCaig 351 -7
91 #102 scruffy_thejanitor 348 -35
92 #3 sun yue 347 -12
92 #62 George Halvatzis Jr. 347 -31
94 #103 HaterSlayer 346 +5
95 #38 Brent Ducharme 345 -25
95 #72 HurricaneHeron 345 -6
97 #110 Colonel Duke Lacross 342 -3
98 #40 thuggis 341 +4
99 (C) ScoreCardOTN 339 +3
100 #67 TheTrapezoidConspiracy 338 -11
101 #6 Brad Ackerson 336 -17
102 #68 DirtyML 335 +5
102 #106 Waffne 335 -4
104 #70 T.C. Engel 333 +9
105 #89 Imaginary_Enemy 332 -4
106 #4 phenylenginerods 330 -21
106 #13 Zachary Kater 330 +13
106 #55 gugabe 330 +11
106 #63 Matt Bishop 330 +4
106 #75 trice 330 +15
111 #87 alicks 329 +8
112 #79 duck 328 -5
112 #111 jason18 328 +4
114 #9 Sweet Scientist 326 0
115 #5 Tats16 325 +2
116 #64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 324 -2
117 (C) forkboy 322 -5
118 (C) gxc 321 -14
119 #26 KNOWLEGE 320 -12
120 #29 Laoldar 317 -29
121 #16 Tim Burke 315 +2
121 #69 grizzlyatoms 315 -11
121 #100 Sonnens Political Adviser 315 +3
124 #31 PelvicThrust 308 +1
125 (R) Andy Anderson 306 #N/A
126 #113 mlzybaby 301 +1
127 #78 Whazup1989 289 -1
128 #99 Ayn Randy Couture 285 0
129 #93 CatchNJ687 274 0
130 (R) GregTheRangerStott 170 #N/A
131 (R) bonesthebaptist 167 #N/A
132 (R) kreally 124 #N/A

Ben Bauman has been dethroned from his place on top of the mountain and down to 3rd place, as another great score for sgiblin for the event makes him the new leader for the season and gives him a twenty-point cushion as well. Josh Hall moved up 3 more spots, sitting in 2nd place so far, defying all odds throughout these events. The biggest jumps came from captains Andy Davis and Violent Newt who saw themselves rise 35 spots in the season rankings, whereas Careful-Icarus plummeted down what I thought would be an impossible 41 spots this far into the season. Last-pick Body Triangle continues to slip away from the lead he once held, but with 3 events left anybody can climb back up if sgiblin has an off night.

Individual Performance Evaluation

Negative numbers are bad.

#1 DetroitDrew1980 -73
#2 swiftman -14
#3 sun yue -89
#4 phenylenginerods -102
#5 Tats16 -110
#6 Brad Ackerson -95
#7 Earl Montclair -71
#8 clayguidashair -12
#9 Sweet Scientist -105
#10 John Danaher's Hair -23
#11 tomvale13 -58
#12 Ak.Death -47
#13 Zachary Kater -93
#14 wonderfulspam -15
#15 Horselover Fat -3
#16 Tim Burke -105
#17 ElliotMatheny -72
#18 IvanIllich/JakeHopkins -66
#19 Jeffigatame -18
#20 skeebop -60
#21 FFC -6
#22 afrotikiman -23
#23 Patrick Wyman -5
#24 brutalbobbyt -42
#25 Ben Bauman 22
#26 KNOWLEGE -93
#27 Pookie_Gnome -48
#28 AndrewByrne -22
#29 Laoldar -91
#30 discoandherpes -30
#31 PelvicThrust -93
#32 Jeremy Couturier -28
#33 PDG27 -17
#34 Dangalvan -41
#35 triangled -8
#36 -Neil- -11
#37 LBO 7
#38 Brent Ducharme -57
#39 alxn 18
#40 thuggis -58
#41 Pat Tzu -15
#42 UK MMA MAN 9
#43 CentreLine -13
#44 Community is Awesome -6
#45 darken -15
#46 StevenGiles 5
#47 jafotinatos 31
#48 manch1ld -39
#49 Snatchl -31
#50 Dave Strummer 39
#51 MaZZacare 10
#52 Andersac 13
#53 Tim Bernier 41
#55 gugabe -51
#56 Mookie Alexander 41
#57 KMcCaig -32
#58 sday420 54
#59 Fraser Coffeen -16
#60 aaronb 42
#61 Noahwob -5
#62 George Halvatzis Jr. -30
#63 Matt Bishop -43
#64 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! -52
#65 SteveevaD -17
#66 KatGirl 10
#67 TheTrapezoidConspiracy -33
#68 DirtyML -34
#69 grizzlyatoms -52
#70 T.C. Engel -34
#71 Dr. Octagon 25
#72 HurricaneHeron -23
#74 LYHL 37
#75 trice -31
#76 sklart 63
#77 benten20 70
#78 Whazup1989 -49
#79 duck -33
#80 TitanFan2K 73
#81 Fedorable 57
#82 GreyedOut 73
#83 Sexytime 15
#84 sgiblin 83
#85 Medium Nog 31
#87 alicks -24
#88 DarthRevan 15
#89 Imaginary_Enemy -16
#90 Waristotle 58
#91 cardioless 67
#93 CatchNJ687 -36
#94 bcpjkell 46
#95 Marcu$ 81
#96 1N87 12
#97 RStephen4 75
#98 KGNLuc 55
#99 Ayn Randy Couture -29
#100 Sonnens Political Adviser -21
#101 Chris Groves 79
#102 scruffy_thejanitor 11
#103 HaterSlayer 9
#104 inthepipes 44
#105 Robert Cowan 55
#106 Waffne 4
#107 DreamingOfFighting 29
#108 Rob Young 73
#109 Clay Davis 55
#110 Colonel Duke Lacross 13
#111 jason18 -1
#112 Euthanatos 88
#113 mlzybaby -13
#114 Careful-Icarus 32
#115 Garrett Turpin 106
#116 Starseed 32
#117 Gator Rolled 78
#118 memitim 88
#119 akenson 32
#120 Body Triangle 114

Top Overperformers: #120 Body Triangle (+114), #115 Garrett Turpin (+106), #112 Euthanatos and #118 memitim (+88)

Top Underperformers: #5 Tats16 (-110), #16 Tim Burke and #9 Sweet Scientist (-105), #4 phenylenginerods (-102)

Captains' Table

Rank Name Score Change
2 (C) Josh Hall 443 +3
5 (C) POW 433 +1
35 (C) Andy Davis 388 +35
48 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 376 +11
60 (C) lanky6 370 +14
60 (C) Violent Newt 370 +35
69 (C) Sugel Mendoza 365 -17
71 (C) Our Bovine Public 363 -12
71 (C) RonSwanson 363 +12
99 (C) ScoreCardOTN 339 +3
117 (C) forkboy 322 -5
118 (C) gxc 321 -14

No change for the top two captains this week as Josh Hall and POW stay in first and second place, respectively. Andy Davis and Violent Newt made some late pushes to climb the table, and Sugel kind of nose dived. Forkboy and gxc exchanged honors of worst-performing captain.

Week 7 Matches Recap

Bisping Division - 2742 Points

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The two top teams in the division for the season so far did what was expected of them, as We Came To Pick, They Came To Grapple and The Bjorn Ultimatum both put up high scores on their way to victory and ensured their way into the Grand Prix. The Legion of Lurkers and Leonard Garcia's Picking accuracy had a decent night overall but it certainly wasn't the way they envisioned their regular season ending. The Bisping Division will be the group without a wildcard bid as a result.

Fitch Division - 2603 Points

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In by far the most underwhelming group of the night, The Fukers were the only team with the majority of their players above average, and just barely. It was more than enough for an easy win for them, though. Despite Dana White's Bail Bonds having a lower score than anyone in the Bisping Division, they still coast past the TACO COWS who only had two above-average players for the event and finished last among teams.

Bones Division - 2754 Points

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This group gets the top scoring honors for the event, but just barely. Bloody Elbe were the best team for the event, and made very quick work against another team with only two above-average players, the Tim Kennedy Thread Survivors. The Birds of War earned another victory as well over Bob Sapp's Bushido Spirit, mainly due to the later-round draft picks on the team.

Final Season Standings

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Bloody Elbe, much to my dismay, take the #1 seed away from Dana White's Bail Bonds at the last minute, despite both teams earning Week 7 victories. Bob Sapp's Bushido Spirit and I Can't Believe It's Not Horsemeat hold on to the wildcard spots in order to sneak into the Grand Prix as well.

BECW5 Grand Prix Bracket

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If the final round isn't clear, semifinal winners in the winners bracket will obviously face off for the BECW title. Losers of those semifinals fight for 3rd place. Winners of the semis in the losers bracket compete for 5th place, and losers of that bracket will try to not end up last among all GP competitors.

BECW5 Bland Prix Schedule

The 4 teams will play a round-robin, with all new records and point totals. After the 3 events, the final rankings will come down to Bland Prix record, with points as a tiebreaker.

Week 8 (Concurrent with BECW5 Grand Prix Quarterfinals)

Tim Kennedy Thread Survivors (1-6) vs. Leonard Garcia's Picking Accuracy (1-6)

Legion of Lurkers (3-4) vs. Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron (1-6)

Week 9 (Concurrent with BECW5 Grand Pix Semifinals)

Tim Kennedy Thread Survivors vs. Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Leonard Garcia's Picking Accuracy vs. Legion of Lurkers

Week 10 (Concurrent with BECW5 Grand Prix Finals)

Tim Kennedy Thread Survivors vs. Legion of Lurkers

Leonard Garcia's Picking Accuracy vs. Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Xmas Tree Tables/Week 8 Preview

Week 1 AVG - 46.05

Week 2 AVG - 52.36

Week 3 AVG - 39.72

Week 4 AVG - 48.5

Week 5 AVG - 62.11

Week 6 AVG - 52.54

Week 7 AVG - 65.61

Season AVG - 366.89

Grand Prix Matches

#1 Bloody Elbe (PFP) 6-1 Season Record, 3894 Points vs. #8 I Can't Believe It's Not Horsemeat (Andy Davis) 3-4, 3768 Points

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Bloody Elbe has outscored Andy Davis' squad for 5 of the 7 regular season games. However, they're not completely immune to team-wide disasters, as shown by their two 11th place finishes for events. They have four different top 3 finishes so far though, and I Can't Believe It's Not Horsemeat hasn't finished higher than 4th for the entire season. Bloody Elbe will be the clear favorites in this match.

#2 Dana White's Bail Bonds (RonSwanson) 6-1 Season Record, 3814 Points vs. #7 Bob Sapp's Bushido Spirit (Josh Hall) Season Record 2-5, 3786 Points

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As far as team points go, these two teams have actually performed quite similar throughout the season, but you'd never guess it based on their win/loss records. Given the fact that RonSwanson's team has finished 11th in the final two events of the regular season, and Josh's has proven to be quite streaky finishing 1st for two events, I think this has some great potential for an upset.

#3 The Bjorn Ultimatum (OBP) 5-2 Season Record, 3995 Points vs. #6 The Fukers (POW) 4-3 Season Record, 3858 Points

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Aside from a slip-up earlier in the season, The Bjorn Ultimatum have consistently scored well, and even have a couple 1st place finishes. The Fukers on the other hand, have a couple of last-place finishes mixed in with three top 3 finishes. The Bjorn Ultimatum should be able to sneak by with a victory here, especially considering they've scored more points as a team than any other throughout the season, but it's hard to say. I give this a 25% chance of an upset.

#4 Birds Of War (Sugel) 5-2 Season Record, 3956 Points vs. #5 We Came To Pick, They Came To Grapple (lanky) 5-2 Season Record, 3846 Points

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Identical records for both teams, but Birds of War have a more substantial amount of points with the 2nd highest team total throughout the regular season. Lanky's squad has more top 3 finishes, and the Birds of War have more 1st place finishes. The big difference in my opinion is that Sugel's squad has only two guys below average for the season, Sugel and I. If we put in good performances I think we'll win easily, but lanky's squad is no push-over.

Bland Prix Matches

Tim Kennedy Thread Survivors (Violent Newt) 1-6 Season Record, 3690 Points vs. Leonard Garcia's Picking Accuracy (forkboy) 1-6 Season Record, 3686 Points

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Legion of Lurkers (Scorecard) 3-4 Season Record, 3680 Points vs. TACO COWS (gxc) 1-6 Season Record, 3659 Points

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Quick Notes

  • ALL 11 SCORES WILL COUNT FOR EACH TEAM REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU'RE IN THE GRAND OR BLAND PRIX. All captains were warned about this prior to the season, so do your duty to ensure every player has their picks made, or you could easily flush a win down the toilet when it's most crucial.
  • If we have a tie for total points, we'll just stick with what I said last season. First tiebreaker will be most perfect scores per team. Second tiebreaker will be the highest of the low scores for each team.
  • There's a large break in between events for once, so perhaps you should get your picks in in advance, in case something were to happen in the next 19 days.
  • The remaining calendar of events for BECW5 is as follows:
    • GP Quarterfinals - UFC on Fuel TV: Gustafsson vs. Mousasi - April 6th
    • GP Semi-finals - TUF 17 Finale - April 13th
    • GP Finals - UFC on FOX: Henderson vs. Melendez - April 20th
  • No sign-up info yet for BECW6 as just doing this recap took 3 hours by itself. There will be a fanpost with a breakdown of everything coming shortly, I wish I could be more specific but there's still some troubles trying to figure out the schedule given the fact that there will only be a week in between BECW5's conclusion and BECW6's start. I'll post the link on my twitter multiple times once it's published, as well as add the link to my signature.
  • Spam is just dying for someone with some HTML, PHP, CSS knowledge to step up so that we can figure out a more user-friendly way to display recap tables and stuff, so I don't have to do them all the time. Which means I would really like that as well.

I think that about takes care of everything, god, I hope so at least. I'll do the all-time leaderboard again next time or something. Adios, fuckos.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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