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Corey Nielsen's UFC 158 Prop Bet Guide

Hi Mutherfukers,

With UFC 158 only four days away, I thought I'd bless you all with a few chances to make some extra money this weekend. Following are my favorite UFC 158 prop bets, taken directly from the sports book at the Malice Station casino*, as well as my picks. Enjoy!

Nick Diaz gives GSP the middle finger at either the official weigh-in or during the fight (-2,875,000). I like this bet. A lot. Don't even think twice about laying that $2 million plus. This is like getting a hundred dollars for free!

Over/Under on punches Nate Diaz throws at Greg Jackson (+/-3)- Take the over. While you're at it, also take the over on punches Nate throws at Firas Zahabi (2.5), Rory MacDonald (1.5), and the Malice Station Bellhop, Valet, and Bartender (1 each).

Over/Under on number of Stocktonians involved in the postfight brawl (+/-5)-Don't be fooled by this seemingly high figure. Nick and Nate makes 2, so that leaves any combination of Cesar, Jake, Gil Above Us All, Ronda, Richard Perez , and the Diaz' weed dealer (all Stocktonian by association) to fill out the rest. Count on all 8 throwing down after GSP protests...

Nick Diaz submits GSP, Round 1 (+1700)**- Bet the $100 now, and thank me when you've collected enough cash to buy the finest abode in all the 209.

That's it for now. You're welcome, BE. Enjoy the fights this weekend! Please remember to tell me how much you like me on Facebook and become one of my mindless followers on Twitter.

*Casino, like entire Fanpost, is more full of shit than 'Master' Lloyd Irvin.

**These odds-like all others-pulled directly from my ass.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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