It’s been a rough week for super camps and rankings. I could go on about how I thought either concept could go on to revolutionize MMA training and fan perception respectively, but instead I decided to play madlibs in disheveled state of mid-morning whiskey induced stupor. Enjoy.

"The Official UFC Rankers didn’t represent [coherent logic]," Castleeb stated following Tuesday’s hilarious yet anticlimactic unveiling. "It was a bad day for them. One reporter, [Mario Filho] was throwing darts at a roster. He wasn’t researching anything. Throwing darts at a roster, his hands were down by his knees. Yeah, they were weird rankings.

"I don’t know if he thought he could out-slick us and … I don’t know what he thought. He looked terrible. All of them looked out of shape. Anthony Springer Jr. did nothing but this all night (mimics catching bribes with hand). They had a bad night. They probably got to reevaluate some things in their rankings."

Maybe next time I’ll put my hopes and dreams in a more reliable basket like Kim Winslow’s refereeing.