A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

NO MORE EXTREME SPORTS FOR THIS COWBOY

"I guess you need to dance with death.. Just so you know how Precious life is! @danawhite the wild man IS THROUGH .#tooclosetoday #9lives" -Donald Cerrone

"Yes fell about 40 ft had 3 of my four anchors blow out! RT @_hatchy_: @cowboycerrone rock climbing incident?" -Donald Cerrone

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Was just cut from the UFC today.I want to thank the fans, and say i gave it my all.No regrets." -Jacob Volkmann, uhh, wasn't he 6-2 in the UFC?

"Please tweet @danawhite to upgrade @nickdiaz209 flight to Montreal from economy to business class! Not too much to ask for..." -Cesar Gracie, I guess actually boarding the flight isn't too much to ask for either.

"When I do a load of laundry and all the socks have matches #success !!!!!!!!!" -Rich Franklin

"Where your favorite #Pokémon? I think mine is Squirtle but then theres always Psyduck......" -Nick Newell, Magikarp of course.

"I was just told by a English girl that I'm a "poof". Can any of my British fans tell me what that means (I assume it means Homosexual)." -Tim Kennedy

"I will autogtaph shitts by request send me a meesage on ebay dont forget to tell me ur sizes" -Eddie Alvarez, signs that you need to buy a new phone.

"I guess they're filming the last season of breaking bad right now, got to figure out a way to get in there
If you guys need an extra or anything I'll be in town for the next 9 weeks!! let's hook it up :) @aaronpaul_8 @bryancranston" -Jon Bones Jones, ask Keith Jardine, he was there.

VITOR BELFORT VS. TRT

"GET IT OVER!! A KICK ON THE HEAD DOSENT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TRTThis call #SKILL" -Vitor Belfort, if only it was that simple.

"TRT or no TRT I'm bringing home the W." -Luke Rockhold

MMA HARLEM SHAKE

"Jackson's MMA does the Harlem Shake!" -Tara LaRosa, Jon Jones wasn't wearing a helmet! And where are the sleeping bags and other props? Jeez, I didn't know Jackson's were also meme killers!

This wasn't the only MMA Harlem Shake done. I actually prefer the earlier version that came out from Roger Huerta and the guys at Tiger Muay Thai in Thailand.

TIM KENNEDY ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL

"More videos to come from the ultimate soldier's challenge on @history. Here is a video of me in the "kill box"" -Tim Kennedy

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, BUT HERE'S THE PARTING SHOT: