Fuck you, now it's back in your head.
- Diego Brandao will fight tonight weighing approximately 0.98 Gleison Tibaus.
- Rousey fight time: 3:26, round one, belly down.
- Hot bout is Weidman - Silva, as it goddamn well should be.
- I don't think I've even watched a single fight of Jim Miller's opponent tonight. Fuck, I don't even remember his name.
- Special announcement: Brock Lesnar DLC for EAUFC.
|The Iron Fists of Bader|
|The Bathwater Connoisseurs
|The Rec'ing Balls|
|Bastards of Saint Pierre
|Mo Backfist, Mo Problems|
|Godspeed You Last Emperor!
|The Silva Lining
|50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself
|Willie and the Burning Sensation
|The Jessamyn Duke It Outs
|The Concussion Whisperers|
She Blinded Me With Xyience