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The Ultimate Fight Collection 2013 Contest: Johny and Georges at the Bat.

As a preface, I decided to go in a bit of a different direction for this contest. Will this garner me any points? I have no idea, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

This song is sung to the beat of "We're Talking Softball", a song featured in an episode of The Simpsons, Homer at the Bat. This episode in mention was an homage to the film The Natural as well as the classic baseball song, "Talkin' Baseball" by Terry Cashman, and thus I present to you, an MMA-themed homage to a softball-themed homage to a song about baseball; Johny and Georges at Bat.

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Well Johny Hendricks had done it

he thought he'd finally won it

With Joe Rogan, exclaiming all the while

Mike Goldberg's broadcast styling made us smile

While GSP knelt on the ring mat in denial

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We're talking judging

From Weeks to D'Amato

We're talking judging

They'd all left for gelato

Bigg Rigg's two grotesquely swollen fists

GSP and his sight turned to mist

We're talking Dana, and he's really pissed

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Well GSP had done it

He kinda sorta won it

With his battered face telling another tale

Big Rigg not knowing how he'd managed to fail

While MMA conspiracies began to sail

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We're talking judging

From Weeks to D'Amato

We're talking judging

They'd all left for gelato

Bigg Rigg's two grotesquely swollen fists

GSP and his sight turned to mist

We're talking Dana, and he's really pissed.

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Now ev'ryone's at the presser

Dana's playing the aggressor

With GSP, trying to retire

The welterweight division in a mire

While commenter keyboards all burst into fire

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We're talking judging

From Weeks to D'Amato

We're talking judging

They'd all left for gelato

Bigg Rigg's two grotesquely swollen fists

GSP and his sight turned to mist

We're talking Dana, and he's really pissed.

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