Hey guys. Welcome back for another BECW mutherfukerfuffle.
WE GOT NEW TEAMS UP IN HERE.
Mo Backfist, Mo Problems
Returning champs: Newt (Captain). Watrick Pieman, Fraser Coffeen, Fedorable, brutalbobbyt, Snatchl, Hurricane_Heron, Body Triangle, aaronb, Darth Revan, and Negadelphia long name dude.
Thoughts: Newt must be a Patriots fan, because all I can think here is "Can you believe we won with THIS fuckin' team?" Solid underrated players in Pieman, Fraser, bbt and snatchl, but... Dude. Body Triangle. Darth Revan. Fuuuuck.
Prediction: Complete Bed-shitting
The Bathwater Conosseiurs
Returning members: Marcu$ (Captain), DetroitDrew, Jafotinatos, JakeHopkins, alicks, Mazzacre
New Additions: clayguidashair, huggybear, snax, waristotle, cocytus
Thoughts: Lots of big names here with Mania Daywalker Drew, early BECW legend JakeHopkins, and former champs clayguidashair and Jafotinatos. Could be a tough out.
The Iron Fists of Bader
Returning Members: Josh Hall (Captain), Wonderfulspam, AKDeath, SweetScientist, Earl Montclair, Brent Ducharme
New Additions: Benten20, tats16, greyedout, yan117, gefop
Thoughts: Fuck. This team. Brutal. I can't see this team having trouble with anybody, except maybe whatever team has Swiftman.
Prediction: Championship Contender
Bastards of St-Pierre
Returning: Swanson (Cap), sgiblin, alxn, TheTrapezoidConspiracy, Skeebop, KATMODBEAST
New: WYK. PDG27, Ephermal Artery, gator rolled, ZSP
Ron got hit with a car both literally and figuratively when he showed up late for the draft and had the as-yet unknown WYK drafted for him
Waylon's Willie and the Burning Sensation
Returning: PFP (Cap) and Ben Bauman
New: 1n87, Lanky6, Zater, Tomvale13, inthepipes, duck, TC Engel, Colonel Duke Lacrosse, mlzybaby
Only went with one keeper in the god-like Ben Bauman, and then picked up steals like top-ten finisher 1n87, god-tier troll Lanky, and the fucking commissioner.
Prediction: YALL IS FUCKED.
The Jessamyn Duke It Outs
Returning: SPA, nobody else because nobody wanted to be on his team lol
New: phenylenginerods, playground_samurai, -neil-, Pookie_Gnome, Sklart, Careful Icarus, Kaleb Kelchner, bcpjkell, babalu46, Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong
Returning: Sugel Mendoza (Cap), pooki, LBO, Dave Strummer, DrivenDavies15
New: Sun Yue, jeffigatame, titanfan2k, discoandherpes, loveandpeace, Archelon
Thoughts: Not a bad team, but more noise than action.
|Our Bovine Public|
Thoughts: Fuck me, This team is STILL brutal.
Prediction: Probably a Bland Prix visit.
Godspeed You! Last Emperor
Thoughts: Lol, except for JDH
The Concussion Whisperers
Thoughts: Meh, Wildcard. Also Running out of time before prelims so sorry I'll talk better shit later
50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself (I have no clue wtf this name has to do with mma but fuck yes)
Thoughts:Not bad, actually.
And Introducing She Blinded Me With Xyience!
Thoughts: Great name, fucked team. Bland Prix.