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PRAY TO YOUR FLESHY GODS, THE BECW IS BACK.

Hey guys. Welcome back for another BECW mutherfukerfuffle.

WE GOT NEW TEAMS UP IN HERE.

Mo Backfist, Mo Problems

Returning champs: Newt (Captain). Watrick Pieman, Fraser Coffeen, Fedorable, brutalbobbyt, Snatchl, Hurricane_Heron, Body Triangle, aaronb, Darth Revan, and Negadelphia long name dude.

Thoughts: Newt must be a Patriots fan, because all I can think here is "Can you believe we won with THIS fuckin' team?" Solid underrated players in Pieman, Fraser, bbt and snatchl, but... Dude. Body Triangle. Darth Revan. Fuuuuck.

Prediction: Complete Bed-shitting

The Bathwater Conosseiurs

Returning members: Marcu$ (Captain), DetroitDrew, Jafotinatos, JakeHopkins, alicks, Mazzacre

New Additions: clayguidashair, huggybear, snax, waristotle, cocytus

Thoughts: Lots of big names here with Mania Daywalker Drew, early BECW legend JakeHopkins, and former champs clayguidashair and Jafotinatos. Could be a tough out.

Predictions: Playoffs.

The Iron Fists of Bader

Returning Members: Josh Hall (Captain), Wonderfulspam, AKDeath, SweetScientist, Earl Montclair, Brent Ducharme

New Additions: Benten20, tats16, greyedout, yan117, gefop

Thoughts: Fuck. This team. Brutal. I can't see this team having trouble with anybody, except maybe whatever team has Swiftman.

Prediction: Championship Contender

Bastards of St-Pierre

Returning: Swanson (Cap), sgiblin, alxn, TheTrapezoidConspiracy, Skeebop, KATMODBEAST

New: WYK. PDG27, Ephermal Artery, gator rolled, ZSP

Ron got hit with a car both literally and figuratively when he showed up late for the draft and had the as-yet unknown WYK drafted for him

Predictions: Fucked.

Waylon's Willie and the Burning Sensation

Returning: PFP (Cap) and Ben Bauman

New: 1n87, Lanky6, Zater, Tomvale13, inthepipes, duck, TC Engel, Colonel Duke Lacrosse, mlzybaby

Only went with one keeper in the god-like Ben Bauman, and then picked up steals like top-ten finisher 1n87, god-tier troll Lanky, and the fucking commissioner.

Prediction: YALL IS FUCKED.

The Jessamyn Duke It Outs

Returning: SPA, nobody else because nobody wanted to be on his team lol

New: phenylenginerods, playground_samurai, -neil-, Pookie_Gnome, Sklart, Careful Icarus, Kaleb Kelchner, bcpjkell, babalu46, Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong

Thoughts: Lol.

Predictions: Lol.

Rec'ing Balls

Returning: Sugel Mendoza (Cap), pooki, LBO, Dave Strummer, DrivenDavies15

New: Sun Yue, jeffigatame, titanfan2k, discoandherpes, loveandpeace, Archelon

Thoughts: Not a bad team, but more noise than action.

Predictions: Wildcard.

Silva Lining

Back:

Our Bovine Public
Swiftman
SlipNRip
Grizzlyatoms
scorecardOTN
forkboy

New:

Knowlege
gxc
Clay Davis
LYHL

chairmaker

Thoughts: Fuck me, This team is STILL brutal.

Prediction: Probably a Bland Prix visit.

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via gifrific.com


Godspeed You! Last Emperor

Returning:

Hayabusa2000
PatTzu
JDH
FlashyG
Memitim
StevenGiles

New:

BROCKLESNAR!!!
dreamingoffighting
RStephen4
Dirtyml
Laoldar

Thoughts: Lol, except for JDH

Results: Wildcard

The Concussion Whisperers

Back:

Kelly McCaig
kingofthedogs
sday420

ukmmaman

New:

FFC
Cardioless
Euthanatos
ebinch
Andrew Bryne
Jason18
flyingarmbarbro

Thoughts: Meh, Wildcard. Also Running out of time before prelims so sorry I'll talk better shit later

50 Shades of Go Fuck Yourself (I have no clue wtf this name has to do with mma but fuck yes)

Back:

Manch1ld
Shawn91111
andersac
Soilworker

New:

Greek_Fighter
Johnnynumber5
Dr Octagon
SteveevaD
Mr Brutality
sexytime
Greggtherangerstott

Thoughts:Not bad, actually.

And Introducing She Blinded Me With Xyience!

Rob Young
artnoC
mmastation
Horselover Fat
MMAcca
Mookie Alexander
Brad Akerson
Andy Davis
Matt Bishop
Unabomberman
Maavin

Thoughts: Great name, fucked team. Bland Prix.

Spreadsheet link!

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