Fuck the world and everything in it.
The world renowned and beloved Disrespectful Pieces of Shit were denied a famous victory because one of their members only made 10% of his picks. Despite this, they put up an excellent showing and were a Gray Maynard victory away from the championship. It was not to be however and Newt and the 209 excuse factory ironically picked up the win thanks to Nate Diaz actually showing up. We will will more on the match up later but first here is the individual rankings for the event:
TUF 18 Finale Rankings:
|6||John Danaher's Hair||73|
|23||king of the dogs||63|
|72||Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist||52|
|72||Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong||52|
|84||Our Bovine Public||48|
|84||Sonnens Political Adviser||48|
|84||It's Always Raining In Negadelphia||48|
|93||Colonel Duke Lacross||46|
|124||Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre||23|
|125||UK MMA MAN||20|
Pookie picks up the win for the event and third overall on PG. Veterans Wonderfulspam and JDH also had strong finishes to the season. If you notice your score is different from what it says on PG it's because they didn't count the Blanco DQ and we did. Deal with it.
So after 10 more events of insane action we reached the end of the season and here are the final overall standings:
|25||John Danaher's Hair||602|
|29||king of the dogs||598|
|39||It's Always Raining In Negadelphia||584|
|57||Our Bovine Public||567|
|60||Colonel Duke Lacross||565|
|73||Sonnens Political Adviser||554|
|76||UK MMA MAN||548|
|99||Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist||523|
|101||Joe Rogan's Smoking Bong||520|
|117||Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre||492|
WHO CAN STOP THAT MAN?! Congrats to the GOAT swiftman as he takes another individual title. He was denied a double by Scruffythejanitor and he will have to live with himself with that knowledge. MMA PG royalty Shawn 91111 put up a great debut season but will be disappointed to lose out on the title. DPoS greats SlipNRip, IN87 and Grizzlyatoms all finished in the top ten overall leaving their beleaguered captain with a heart wrenching decision to make on who to keep and who to let go to some other inferior team. Thanks scruffy. Thanks for that.
In terms of captains Sugel was the highest scoring and KmCaig was the lowest. Shame on both of them.
Here is how the finale turned out. Nice that the whole season came down to the last fight of the last card which was also the only interesting bout on the whole card.
You know what didn't help? The 5 points from Scruffy. Fuck the world. Fair play to Newt and the factory with good scores from newly Moded Pat Wyman and Brutalbobbyt. Deep down they know its a hollow victory though.
Here is the third place match up:
Both these guys lead their teams to solid seasons and it was Marcus who snatched third place by a tiny margin of 2 points in a victory that was also decided in the last fight.
Here are the consolation brackets:
A lot of green scores here which is nice to see. Fair play to both teams to keep on trucking despite the season being over. Except for the terrible twosome of Timmy Bs.
Here is the table for the final standings in the bland prix. Congrats to Bitch Ass Lady Sounds I guess?
All right here are the final christmas tree standings.
Think you needed 563.3 points or above to get some nice shiny greenness. Despite not even being in the final or 3rd/4th place play off, the Viacommunists had the most players above average with 10/11. Impressive stuff. Dont think anyone was all green all season which is unusual but shows how tough it is to be above average every event.
You want all time leaders? You got em
|Rank||BE Name||Total||S7 Score||S1-S6 Total||S1-S6 Rank|
|1||John Danaher's Hair||4229||602||3627||1|
|16||Our Bovine Public||3965||567||3398||16|
JDH manages to take the number 1 spot from Wonderfulspam who has had a disappointing season by his standards. Kater tots and horselover switched places and sun yue rounds out the top 5. Memitim is still statistically the worst player but has been excellent over the past 2 seasons.
Next season info. SUBJECT TO CHANGE. THIS SECTION MAY BE UPDATED WITH NEW INFO AND ALSO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FANPOSTS.
Okay so we have another short turn around before the new season starts on Saturday December 7th. A lot of work goes in to putting this together so any help is welcome and dont forget to show your appreciation to Spam and everyone else. The good news is that all but one (Andy Davis) of this seasons captains are returning so that reduces some of the work load. We do however need one additional captain. If someone from Andys team wants to step up and keep the team alive can they please sound out in the comments. If not that whole team will be ripped apart and thrown back into the draft. If that is the case we still need someone new to be a captain. If you are interestded please say so in the comments.
We are going to keep things the same as last season with each captain being allowed to hold on to up to 5 players from their team. They do not have to hold on to any of they do not want. For every player you do hold on to you lose a round in the draft regardless of that players final position. As Newts team won he has the option to keep the whole team together if he wishes. Some time this week we will put up a form like last season to get your info and ask whether or not you would be willing to be kept on by your captain. We will set up a form for the captains to choose their keepers and once they have been confirmed by the player that will be locked down. The draft itself looks like it will be on either Thursday or Friday night at 10.00pm GMT or 5.00pm ET but this will be confirmed and finalised when we have the last captain so keep an eye out. There will also be a sign up sheet for new players so if you know anyone that is interested let them know.
Think thats everything for now. If not leave a comment.
See you suckers on the battlefield.
ps fuck scruffy