THERE'S AN EVENT AND SOME FIGHTS BLAH BLAH COCKWRANGLERS BLAH BLAH CUNTBURGERS
There, now that Spammy is freaking out, here, have a real thread. This is the week! Shit going down! TRTesus vs Moses' older brother! OCTOGENARIAN OCTOGON.
Anyways, hey guys. I just moved. Roomie's dog is awesome. I really love not having to drive eighty fucking miles every day. Hope things are going well for you all too UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE TEAM I'M PLAYING TODAY IN WHICH CASE EAT ALL THE DICKS.
DUDES BE ALL PUNCHING AND HUMPING AND SHIT
Jose Maria (126) vs. Dustin Ortiz (125)
PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT...
#1 Disrespectful Pieces of Shit (6-1, 4424 points) vs #8 Altered Mental State Athletic Commission (2-5, 4066 points)
Plagued by pick missers and sporadic fuckawful picks from early round picks, the AMSAC managed to sneak into the playoffs on a horrendous losing streak by scoring ridonkulous points in losses. Will last round pick Careful Icarus and late-season replacement Tim Burke be enough to hold off the DPOS?
...probably not. Those motherfuckers got a gangsta-ass logo and everything. We have stoned Keith Kizer.
#2 Picking You Like Candy (6-1, 4191 points) vs #7 Marcu$' Mr Men (3-4, 4119 points, 0 attempts to choose a team name)
Once you get past the simply absurd points total of the DPOS, everything else gets a lot closer. Only transposed digits separate the #2 and #7 teams. Well, transposed digits and THE ABILITY TO PICK A GODDAMN TEAM NAME. War sugel just for naming his Goddamn team.
#3 Viacommunists (5-2, 4398 points) vs #6 209 Excuse Factory (3-4, 4175 points)
In Soviet BECW, New Captain... does an excellent fucking job, actually? Yeah. Wow. Hayabusa came out of nowhere to lead an outstanding team. Dat points total.
#4 Wanderlei Industries (4-3, 4186) vs #5 Stupid-ass Flying Knee (4-3, 4131)
Swanson's shitbags look to take out No Shave November posterboy Josh Hall. Another possibly pivotal mid-season replacement could make the difference here, as Swanson replaced his last-round pick with the notoriously streaky and incomparably Australian Tom Vale. Add in Jeremy C's occasionally outstanding totals, and the evolution of perennial late-round good teammate pick and all around BE crush Katgirl into the dominant force known as KATBEAST and this team is my pick to win it all.
LOSING TEAMS DON'T GET ANALYSIS. ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MATCHED UP WITH WHO.
It'll be in the spreadsheet. But the Bland Prix Consists of: Tristars (2-5, 4042, bumped out in last week by AMSAC and MMM) Andy's Asshole Assortment (3-4, 4023, Fucked over by AMSAC again in the last week) Tears of the Shogun (2-5, 4002) and Bitch-ass Lady Sounds (2-5, 3849)