After a rigorous selection process that involved a spelling test and making an origami giraffe, we finally have our four suckers...I mean employees. These guys and gal hold your fate in their greedy little hands, so you better be nice to them. Who are they, you ask?
KatGirl (name change coming soon)
I expect that they will all become valued members of the BE team, and they won't let the power go to their heads. Except Kater. I can totally see a god complex coming there. I look forward to seeing the most polite ban messages in the world from KatGirl as well.
Anyway, offer them tidings of comfort and joy. It's still too bad that Nick Diaz turned down his nomination, but we can ask again next time.