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BECW s7w4(?) Bad Kickboxing Awareness Prayer Circle

Good day, friends. Today we gather together in the knowledge that two truly stellar grapplers shall pit their skills against one another this evening. However, I know I am not alone in my concerns that a true horror could take place tonight. Yes, my brethren, I speak of the dreaded ADCC-LEVEL KICKBOXING.

Since the now infamous Detroit Circlejerk in which one Daniel Severn and his foeman, a Kenneth Shamrock, attempted not a single attack worth a half-hearted tug of a dead dog's cock, this epidemic has been dreaded by pugilistic enthusiasts the world over.

Okay seriously guys I'm at work so this is gonna be quick. If one of you wants to update this with more info, email me. If not, we'll just have to roll with this as is. I'm getting sick of working every time there's a fight on. Sorry, but I'll make sure to take off for the finals so we don't have this problem again. I love my job, but sweet tittyfucking christ retail scheduling can be awful.

LETS MUTHERFUKERS.

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