How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Controversy, and UFC Fighters hooked on Candy Crush

The week's most interesting bits from the MMA and UFC twitter world. This edition tackles a bunch of the recent controversy along with an interesting number of UFC fighters addicted to Candy Crush.

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Putting my life on the line. @Rampage4real for you.Kill.kill.die.die! In the most #positive way. @bellatormma @viacom @espn @sportcenter @punishment99 http://www.klip.com/#view=HgJIE3&m=ot" -Tito Ortiz

"So far everyone's tweeter costume ideas for me have been 1- Ronda Rousey 2- the Count/edmond 3 -Dana White 4 -Ronda R's mole" -Miesha Tate

"U talk shit about me talkin shit? Ooh shit! We all talkin' shit about shit?! See you do the same things too-we're not that different me&u :*" -Ronda Rousey

"Came home the other day & there was a possum eating the food I leave out for stray cats. Left it out cause possums gotta eat too." -Jason High ‏

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THOU SHALL NOT ADMIT TO GETTING HOOKED ON CANDY CRUSH

"Awe that's cute just heard that @thugjitsumaster and @ColtonSmithMMA have a beautiful candy crush bromance #nighttimeconfession" -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

"NO!!! He tried to force it upon me.. I WILL NOT give in.. #CandyCrushAddictYves" -Colton Smith ‏

"Come on Colton. It would be so sweet of you to send me tickets & extra lives." -Yves Edwards ‏

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YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF KENNEDY

"Army Ranger, Green Beret, Special Forces Sniper, Hunter/Survivalist, UFC Fighter, Gun Hoarder=The guy you want with you amid " -Tim Kennedy

"I'm pretty sure Piers Morgans looks underneath his bed every night for me. " -Tim Kennedy

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CONOR MCGREGOR VS. TATE VS. ROUSEY

"@soundmangaz: @TheNotoriousMMA one night before the world ends...Ronda or Miesha?" One riidin dick, one lickin ma toessssss" -Conor McGregor

"I would like to personally apologize to both Ronda Rousey and Miesha Tate. This morning I quoted a song on Twitter in an attempt to make a joke, which I now I see was totally unacceptable and offensive. I have infinite respect for Miesha and Ronda as individuals and as athletes. I have always been a big fan of women's MMA and the incredible talented athletes that compete in the sport. I regret making this offensive comment and I sincerely apologize to anyone whom I offended, but especially Ronda and Miesha." -Conor McGregor

" its all good, appreciate the apology but I knew you were just joking!" -Miesha Tate

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PALHARES APOLOGIZES

"I never meant to hurt anyone, as a jiu-jitsu fighter I always seek for the submission, but I would never be evil to any athlete... I always respect the @UFC decisions, but most of most I respect a lot Mike Pierce, so again I never meant to hurt him, just finish the fight" -Rousimar Palhares

"It's hard to see people trying to create an image that I'm a mean, monstrous person who hurt people, NOT true at ALL" -Rousimar Palhares

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ALAN BELCHER WANTS PALHARES IN METAMORIS

"I'd love to rematch toquino in and teach him a lesson. rt to make it happen" -Alan Belcher

" that could work. will reach out to you soon... Thanks!" -Metamoris

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NICK DIAZ VS. MICHAEL BISPING?

"Todays a good day. Doctor says I will 100% fight again , soon ish. Cleared me for light exercise and its not boiling hot for once #happyman" -Michael Bisping

"well if Diaz wants a fight at 185 I would happily welcome him to the division." -Michael Bisping

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TWICTURES

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SONNEN'S SONNETS

Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks

Mayhem's inna clink
Tito's onna brink
There's dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS

My wife's wrapped in Minks
I'm agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks

Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS

Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS

Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON'T FIGHT

I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks

Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he's gone inside the gate
Wanderlei's record... 3 & 8

I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn't sign
I woulda made you three and NINE

Sandra Bullock's scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear's not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE

I got instinct
You'll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks

The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta's kinda cheesy
And Fiji's kinda breezy
Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY

Ringo played the drums
And bread leaves crumbs
Heartburn? Take TUMS
WANDERLEI'S A BUM

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STILL HERE? OH, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU PROBABLY CAME FOR

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