A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

HELLO, INTERNET!

"@ryanbader is looking good. He hit me so hard I had to use my GPS to get home lol" -Seth Baczynski ‏

"I've recieved this tweet a few times and I am confused. "DC u looked like shit in ur last fight" what did I do wrong. I'm lost! Help please" -Daniel Cormier

"called "haters" ... Do you need a tutorial on how to use the block button"" -Derek Brunson

"yes haven't had to deal with em much." -Daniel Cormier

HELLO, BELLATOR!

"interveiws in the back as u get ur hands wrapped WTF, whats next theyll put a mic in ur face n ask him shit in btween rnds tonight. haha" -Eddie Alvarez

"lol I am a lil , but u gotta admit as a fighter I would be heated if they made me do that shit on fight night... nah not a dick I love bellator Bro regardless of whats going down , I just sincerly feel that shouldnt be done on fight night... To clear the Air I love Bellator , am I happy wit what's going on ? No . But things will pass , and my feeling will remain the same ." -Eddie Alvarez

HELLO, CHAEL

"Vitor:I Played golf w/Jesus today after I did @jimrome show.He said you're gonna lose. Also, the tattoo makes you look like a "Brown-Noser"" -Chael Sonnen

"@vitorbelfort- Do you have a BYO urine clause in your contract?" -Chael Sonnen

"@sonnench You don't have the power to send me to Jesus, buy I can provide you with an early encounter with Satan!" -Vitor Belfort

"Wands gym staying current w his career, offering muay Thai, jiu jitsu and a company hearse..." -Chael Sonnen

HELLO, BLOODY UFC 155 MAT

"Thanks to @danawhite for the gift! #ufc155... hanging it on the wall" -Joe Lauzon

HELLO VINNY VS. PHIL

".@PhilMrWonderful you said on @MMAjunkieRadio you could submit me? Dude, now you're tripping... .@philmrwonderful,you nickname should be Mr. Cute, because it's really cute how delusional you are." -Vinny Magalhaes

"No contract, UFC hasn't made it official, UFC might not even know. @PhilMrWonderful said he's down 4 april, so Am I. We have a fight guys." -Vinny Magalhaes

HELLO LEGENDS!

"Just meet the legend sakuraba great fighter,very good friend,acabei de gravar uma materia aqui com a lenda Sakuraba,muito respeitador antes um oponente,agora se tornou um grande amigo,lembramos varias historias,fiquei feliz em ver que ele esta super bem,esta Rico e bem de saude, e continua mostrando seu talento aqui pros fans japoneses!!!" -Wanderlei Silva

"One photo, two Gracies and two legends...Ed O'Neill & @cmpunk at Gracie Academy Headquarters!" -Rener Gracie

BONUS PHOTOS

"Best injury prevention!! #stretchingstretchingstretching #touchyertoes" -Natasha Wicks

"Who knows what this is?!! 😜🎮 N64 was (still is) the 💩 @alecstanton #nintendonofriendo" -Logan Stanton, I think I'm in love.

"In the paper today 😊💋 #hongkong" -Jessica Cambensy