EUGENE S. ROBINSON, host of KNUCKLE UP and a habitué of a place called "HOW D'YOU LIKE HIM NOW?", sets phasers on GLOAT as his sage pick of Friend of Knuckle Up [FOK-U] CAIN VELASQUEZ at UFC 155 over an over-matched JUNIOR DOS SANTOS is the stuff of which LEGEND is made! Especially if by "legend" you mean "endless self-satisfied laughter."

AND HERE? A SPECIAL TREAT:

So tune in as Robinson brings in his go-to Brazilian, fighter LEOPOLDO SERAO, for a fight breakdown that says in as many ways as possible "Surrender to My Never Ending Genius." Add to this one of KU's discoveries of tomorrow's stars TODAY, a one Mr. BENJI SILVA, whose upcoming Sacramento fight positions him perfectly well for stepping into pro shoes, and you have yourself a solid quasi-drunken post-New Year's Eve attempt at BLOWING YOUR MINDS!

Um. Whatever.

Eugene S. Robinson host of Knuckle Up and author of Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking [Harper Collins], as well as A LONG SLOW SCREW thinks that one way to die is to eat a can of worms. And another way to die is to drink his...wait...what rhymes with "worms"? Well, whatever that is.

2013 is going to be the shite! Believe it!


KNUCKLE UP! [Free t-shirts to anyone caught on video screaming this while they're being arrested!!!]

It's a sunny ride through a shady place. Enjoy.




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