CAAAANNNNN YOUUUUUU DIIIIGGGGG ITTTTT SUCKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSSSSSSS....*cue flames exploding from behind our heads, as the Legion rises to the stage, PRIDE GP style*
The Legion has arrived. We know you are all thinking...."who the hell are these guys? No seriously, I don't recognize any of their BE names at all." Well that's the point! We are the ones not commenting on Ronda Rousey
articles, lurking the Jack Slack archives, having 4 days (!) of emails discussions on fights that aren't even on TV....and we do it all for the glory. The glory of the Grand Prix. We already know who the Season 5 BECW champions are going to be, and soon the rest of you will find out too. Who is going to oppose us?
Lanky? HA! Lanky is still trying to make his 3rd round draft pick. "MY PICK IS RIGHT THERE GUYS!"
Forkboy? Pfft. Europeans are only good for two things. Drinking, and being terrible at picking fights. Is Forkboy european? Does it even maatter? O
OBP? Child please. Rumour has it that OBP was sober when he drafted...and we all know that OBP doesn't do anything well when he is sober. We are taking Season 5 to a whole other level.
Just look at that sweet logo that GrizzlyAtoms put together! Who else has a team logo? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! While the rest of this league is running around like chickens with their heads cut off, the Legion has already banded together like internet brothers.
In closing, we'll leave you with a warning that you should all take very seriously: Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus. LOL is here. Our time is now.
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