We all know and love the Bas Rutten Street Fighting series, mostly because its hilarious. While many people believe that the classic video series are some of the best videos ever made by a reputable MMA fighter, that is only because they never knew that Mario Sperry existed.

For those of you who don't know Mario Sperry, he is a legend in the BJJ world with multiple ADCC wins and is a 3 time Mundial Champion. Sperry also dabbled in MMA going 13-4, with his most notable win coming against Igor Vovchanchyn at PRIDE 17.

So what is the point of my rambling you are wondering? Well, Mario Sperry also put out a self defense tape (way before Bas did) and it's equally (if not more) hilarious. I present to you, "The Collected Sayings of Mario Sperry".