Hey, everyone. This is going to be a pretty lackluster recap compared to normal. Scoring was a kind of a giant disaster this time around, but Spam was kind enough to at least grace us with his brain long enough to give me team scores, so I can tell you who won at least. He also says we shouldn't run into the same problem again Saturday. All I know is fuck that stupid rule where we drop lowest scores. It always finds a way to curse whatever team I'm on. Here is how the teams all stacked up in order for week 2, after the jump.

Week 2 Team Rankings

Match Results

Sexysassy Division

19miles' Full Etim (2-0) def. kreally's SO BILL NAI (1-1)

lanky6's The Good, The Bad, and The Dolloway (1-1) def. Horselover's Fucked for Free (0-2)

Intellegent Division

POW's Cock Guys (2-0) def. Sweet Scientist's Unadulterated Espousers of Hate (1-1)

benten20's Buttertooth Brits (1-1) def. sklart's The Dogcunt Sklarts (0-2)

Ketchup Division

Violent Newt's Wrong Pick Hospital, Right Pick Necessary (2-0) def. wonderfulspam's BECWandDietPepsi (1-1)

PFP's Antonio Rodrigo Nohomos (1-1) def. Tim Bernier's The Team That Wars (0-2)

Division Standings

Sexysassy Division

W

L

Week 2

Week 1

Total

Sum

Playoff Picture

Keep in mind that the top two teams from each division will advance into the playoffs as the top 6 seeds based on their W/L, and in the case of tiebreakers, total points, then sum points (totals without lowest scores being dropped off). Of the remaining six teams, two will enter the playoffs as wildcards based on their total points, not their W/L record. Sum points will again be a tiebreaker in this case.

Week 3 Schedule - UFC on Fuel TV: Struve vs. Miocic

Sexysassy Division

Full Etim (2-0) vs. The Good, The Bad, and The Dolloway (1-1)

SO BILL NAI (1-1) vs. Fucked For Free (0-2)

Intellegent Division

Cock Guys (2-0) vs. The Dogcunt Sklarts (0-2)

Buttertooth Brits (1-1) vs. Unadulterated Espousers of Hate (1-1)

Ketchup Division

Wrong Pick Hospital, Right Pick Necessary (2-0) vs. The Team That Wars (0-2)

Antonio Rodrigo Nohomos (1-1) vs. BECWandDietPepsi (1-1)

There. That's everything I can think of off-hand, and have the capabilities of doing easily. No Xmas tree tables for you this time. Now then, quit bugging me.