GIF Overload: Bonus Submissions

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Did you think 3 submission GIF posts were enough? Not even close! Zombie Prophet collected another baker's dozen of spectacular submissions. Japanese submission extraordinaire Shinya Aoki grabbed two highlights here. First, he gave David "Hello Japan" Gardner a lesson in not having terrible ideas while defending a rear naked choke. I don't think Gardner took much from it, however, as he went 2-6 after losing to Aoki. Second, he taught Mizuto Hirota that if you don't tap to his hammerlock he will break your arm. Also, he doesn't care if your tapping arm is trapped during the submission.

  • There's a submission called a "banana split". It looks uncomfortable.
  • Never get within guillotine range of Dan Miller.
  • Masakazu Imanari. 'Nuf said.
  • Gil Castillo demonstrates how you can somersault into an omoplata.

Hit the jump for all Teh Gifs. T.P. Grant guest stars once again with commentary.

Amar Suloev vs. Paul Cahoon II - 2 Hot 2 Handle: Simple The Best 5 (Oct. 13, 2002)

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Someone order a Heavyweight banana split?

Shinya Aoki vs. David Gardner - Dream 7 (March 8, 2009)

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Does this really need a caption? How not to behave with Shinya freaking Aoki on your back...

Gil Castillo vs. Raymond Mansfield - IFC: Warriors Challenge 10 (Oct. 11, 2000)

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The ol' rolling ompolata single leg defense

Lisa Ellis vs. Miku Matsumoto - Smackgirl: Women Hold Their Ground (Sept 15, 2006)

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Kesa-gatame, not just for pinning

Marlon Sandro vs. Matt Jaggers - Sengoku 7 (March 20, 2009)

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Nothing to say here, just enjoying how awesome this submission is...

Naouiki Kotani vs. Daisuke Nakamura - ZST 22 (Nov 23, 2009)

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Why is it no one ever taps to the leg scissors choke?

Shuichiro Katsumura vs. Hiroyuki Yamashiro - ZST 20 (May 24, 2009)

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Twister time!

Carlos Newton vs. Kazuhiro Kusayanagi - Shooto: Las Grandes Viajes 2 (March 1, 1998)

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Let me show you why that kimura is a bad idea...

Dan Miller vs. Dave Phillips - IFL: 2007 Semifinals (Aug. 2, 2007)

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Still makes me cringe

Kuniyoshi Hironaka vs. Naoyuki Kotani - ZST 20 (May 24, 2009)

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This is a Cow Catcher. Head to your local cheese farm and try it out.

Mike Brown vs. Masakazu Imanari - DEEP 22 (Dec. 2, 2005)

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Imanari ruins knees

Shinya Aoki vs. Mizuto Hirota - K1 Dynamite!! Power Of Courage 2009 (Dec. 31, 2009)

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Should have just tapped

Toby Imada vs. Jorge Masvidal - Bellator 5 (May 1, 2009)

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This submission made Bellator

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