I've been nominated for the MMA Hall of Fame judging panel on the UG; thread here: http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=2060510&forum=1&page=1&pc=55
Surely on account of the intimidating maturity and professionalism I exude, whereas UGers are jumping at the chance to write for the other panelists, I'm lacking a candidate to pen my 3-paragraph bio. Before I fall back on consulting with other prestigious sources to tackle this honor, like my Mom, I thought I'd check to see if any of my BE brethren would be interested.
This is just a short snapshot of my background and Paris Hilton-like ascension to my current position. I have a few scattered bios around the net so I could provide the framework if anyone feels sorry enough for me to accept. I'll check back later this afternoon.