After a week's hiatus, Zombie Prophet and I return with a completely different side of MMA. With The Knock Outs and The Submissions we should you some the beautiful finishing moments mixed martial arts can produce. Today, we're showing the darker side of the sport. Sometimes, fighter's think they have a great idea or a great strategy and it completely backfires. That's what we're calling the MMA Fails.

• Projectile vomit is not an appropriate celebration
• Heath Herring isn't homophobic, but dudes shouldn't kiss him either
• Kim Couture is bad at MMA but that ref is worse
• A double barrel roll is always a legitimate defense

This is one of my favorite GIF collections so far, if only for pure hilarity. Hit the jump for all the awkward moments in MMA.

Now you know what to do if a Hefty bag ever jogs at you.

Clean up on Aisle 9

Doesn't matter. Got win.

At what point do you go from looking good to just beating up an old man?

(Z or R twice)!

So we're throwin spinning shit now?

You should practice that first.

This is why Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell

This makes me want to write an open letter.

If at first you don't succeed, quit before you break your shinbone.

Never kiss a Texas Crazy Horse on the mouth

Why are the ropes even there?

You didn't beat me, I beat myself