How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA on Twitter - Dana White's Bad Week, Alternate Versions Of Gracie Mugging, Killer Motorcycles

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

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RANDOM TWIDBITS

"I love Clint Eastwood and all but when I heard there was gonna be a secret guest speaker at the republican convention I thought for sure it would be Chael Sonnen" -Forrest Griffin

"Some days I wish resident evil was real life." -Daron Cruickshank ‏

"#DoYouRemember the WEC and how they use to say we wouldn't hang in the UFC #LittleBeasts :)" -Cub Swanson

"": Your garbage." it's YOU ARE. Resend genius, then do yourself a favor and go buy my book." -Chael Sonnen

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OH THAT TRASH TALK!

"@smiocic Dude let's ask @ufc 2 let us fight this weekend, I'm so done with training I'm about to start crying :p" -Stefan Struve ‏

"@StefanStruve @ufc I'm good with that. Your back yard or mine?" -Stipe Miocic

"lets find a spot somewhere in the middle and just beat the sh*t out of each other :)" -Stefan Struve ‏

"lol I do prefer a yard with a nice lawn tho.. " -Stefan Struve ‏

"Hahaha! I like the way you think! See you in a few weeks my man! -Stipe Miocic

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There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

BAD NEWS FOR THE PRESIDENT

"Rampage is hurt and out of UFC 153 RIO. SUCKS!!!!!! ...Now Aldo is out with foot injury. Main and co main in the same day!! Another amazing day at the UFC. We have some work to do" -Dana White

"I got sun poisoning at the coaches challenge today in Vegas!!!! This is what happens when POWDER is in the sun!!" -Dana White

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ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF RENZO GRACIE'S MUGGING INCIDENT

"Just left a taco truck in Stockton. I think 2 guys are following me" -Cesar Gracie

"Getting close, do they think I'm on bath salts? They have to be kidding" -Cesar Gracie

"Taking a pic they are pretending not to look at me. Be right back"Cesar Gracie

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"Went to go raccoon someone. God help me what have I doneCesar Gracie

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"They asked me for a blunt. What the hell is a blunt? I think they threw a taco at me" -Cesar Gracie

"Oh never mind..."Cesar Gracie

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"@CesarGracieBJJ lol that was good ;-) miss you cousin, people thinking that beat a couple fools that come for your wallet is a big deal..." -Renzo Gracie

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MAYHEM MILLER'S VERSION, AND RENZO'S RESPONSE

"I was just walking through with my buddy in NYC near 20th and when he asked this stocky foreigner for a smoke, dude beat the hell out of him" -Jason Miller

"I'm retired from fighting, so I took off running, but this psycho with dreamy eyes got in his car and was searching to murder me" -Jason Miller

"Wait, i am in my bed in California. That was just a strange dream. Disregard." -Jason Miller

" lol ;-) Monster next time you partying in a church make sure you call me, and I promise that I will call you to walk in NY lol" -Renzo Gracie

" if I throw a church party, can we roll 3 rounds in the bounce castle? Wait. You are a Gracie. No time limits. Love ya bro" -Jason Miller

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TWICTURES!

"<3 my fans" -Ian McCall

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"BREAKING! First look at 's new pose, the "sexy Kenny," debuting in Oct/Nov out 9/18" -UFC

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IF THE ALDO HASN'T CONVINCED YOU YET, KYLE KINGSBURY REMINDS US TO AVOID MOTORCYCLES

" injury after motorcycle accident! He is still fighting in England crazy!! I would bitch out!lol" -Javier Mendes

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"Closer look boo boo from bike! Was going to eat! Now not hungry!lol" -Javier Mendes

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OUCH

"Picture of the bone chips that have been floating around my elbow for 2 years. Looks like some big teeth." -Chris Weidman

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"Day 1 post surgery. Looking good and feeling good. Shout out to the man Dr Reeves. Came to hotel to check on me" -Chris Weidman

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IF YOU'RE STILL HERE AFTER THOSE GROSS IMAGES, I MAY HAVE TO DISTRACT/REWARD YOU WITH HOT CHICKS

"Deer in headlights @ Bebe -- and the infamous crooked pinkies ;)" -Logan Stanton

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"New sports bra. Loving the black&pink combo. Heading up to Mt. Charleston to see how the hips doin" -Natasha Wicks

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"Filming the coaches challenge 4 Ultimate Fighter. Feelin like P Diddy" -Arianny Celeste, this is where Dana got sun poisoning.

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"Test shoot with @raquelrischard makeup by @beautybydchinchilla photos came out amaze good job ya'll " -Arianny Celeste

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"Happy labor day weekend. ☀☀☀" -Brittney Palmer

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